It's almost certainly mada, but I kinda think it could be aspas

DeyahAlAjarma clears every day of the week

johnqt moved to Canada in 2021/22

Ty :>
Sorry, I usually don't click on threads with this kinda title

It takes the dn't from wouldn't and conjoins it with y'all

They dropped one of their coaches, plus a player who's been inactive for an entire year

Probably just back to content creation (talking about curry)
As for reduxx, not entirely sure, but his Twitter name is still SEN reduxx so there's that I guess (also what LouBag said)

He probably is, but he looked and sounded dead serious to me

Rating, ACS, KD, and KPR. Also second in both ADR and FKPR

Edit: nvm, wrong player LMAOOOO

VIT's 5th is unconfirmed, they could be bringing in an igl... we'll have to wait and see

kamo is a VERY good duelist, his stats were kinda deflated because he was on KOI last year but he has talent

avez is gonna be recon initiator (which he's got more experience on than sentinel, actually) and the speculation is that SUYGETSU is gonna be on smokes

I have a feeling FNC's gonna play very similar to how they did this year (though perhaps with more Alfajer initiator and Chronicle sentinel, I'm guessing)

No clue about NAVI

There's only one other split and he's 1st there too lmao https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2095/champions-tour-2024-americas-stage-2

aspas got the winning kill in Champions 2022

I'd guess ZETA or a CN team, but FNS said on stream a few days ago that he was on NRG next year so idk what to think honestly

Downvoted for the last three words lmao

He's a flex player and an igl (both of which they need) and he's played with pANcada before

I see your vision, but I'd rather Skillz and Paradox

Okay but what about KC

"Sentinels Chronicle all OpTic SUYGETSU it's the Leo it's SEN vindicated what."

SEN Chronicle and OPTC SUYGETSU confirmed, I guess

Okay, to be fair, LOUD didn't do anything. Two of their players just left the region
Also ZETA signing FENNEL's core is an ABSOLUTE W

If you tried putting the last word of all 12 lines consecutively in a sentence it would read: "Champions lights done brick ridiculous way impossible kind champions made world squat."

If you say so

A clue of what exactly?

Team EU: Boo, ardiis, Mistic, paTiTek, MiniBoo, soulcas, Boaster, Scream, Keiko, hiro
Team NA: C0M, TenZ, Zellsis, Derrek, Marved, Boostio, reduxx, johnqt, zekken, Cryo
Casters: Ludwig, Tarik, Bren, Mimi, Sean "Sean Gares" Gares

That's one hell of a lineup

I LOVE this roster, you cooked SO hard

A rando on the internet

If anyone's curious on who's who, by the way, here they are in order:
zombs, d3ffo, Kiles
crashies, SUYGETSU, aspas
Derke, Leo, Demon1
johnqt, t3xture, Smoggy

Here's the weapon skin that got the final kill at every international event so far:

Masters Reykjavík #1: Sovereign Stinger (variant unclear)
Masters Berlin: Elderflame Operator (blue variant)
Champions 2021: VALORANT GO! Vol. 1 Phantom

Masters Reykjavík #2: Champions 2021 Vandal
Masters Copenhagen: Prelude to Chaos Vandal (blue variant)
Champions 2022: Protocol 781-A Phantom (green variant)

LOCK//IN São Paulo: Champions 2022 Phantom
Masters Tokyo: Oni Phantom (blue variant)
Champions 2023: Gaia's Vengeance Vandal (blue variant)

Masters Madrid: Kuronami Vandal (white variant)
Masters Shanghai: Primordium Vandal (blue variant)
Champions 2024: Forsaken Vandal (green variant)

That's not how the saying goes. Also you're so desperate to avoid your "kind" you change flags every four days lmao

Of course it's a Canadian, why wouldn't it be

JitBoyS is good at least. Governer also has his games but he's either good or really bad

That would mean dropping C0M. And I love the guy. So no
(Unless you put crashies or C0M on full time sentinel, and move tex to duelist. Then I guess I'd be fine with it, but at the same time... why??)

I'd assume finances

Take matters into your own hands, why dont'cha. I like it

It's getting pretty late, though. Either the announcement is in the next 3-4 hours or they were mistaken

Over the 10 maps he played (his first 10 pro maps, by the way) his KD was 182/158 across 7 different agents in 3 different roles, against teams the caliber of DRX and Leviatán

LMAOOOOO I'M SAVING THAT THANK YOU AAYAN

I urge you to considering getting a new niche. This one's ran its course (it was never funny to begin with)

Americas: will be less competitive than it was this year, with a more clearly defined top and bottom half
EMEA: will be the best region during the first half of the year
Pacific: at least one bottom 4 team last year will be top 4 this year. Also one of the Ascension teams will finish the season higher than Paper Rex but the other lower
CN: TE won't choke in any regional playoffs

WELL I WAS TRYNA BE NICE BUT I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT THAT

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Google that and go to Images. The first 5 are the book; the rest are Geometry Dash.

You all would not have
→ You all wouldn't have
→ Y'all wouldn't have
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Forums are listed in order of activity. Essentially, whenever anyone posts/comments a thread, it shows up at the top of the list.

Nah bro you're the goat for that one

(Also how the heck are either of you getting away with running solo dome smokes on Icebox)

Try enabling the Play Out All Rounds option in a custom

When are they playing next?

Do keep timezones in mind

cauanzin if you wanna choke 11-3 leads
crashies if you wanna choke 12-5 leads

One-time scorelines are by no means a good metric for measuring the quality of your players. The same EG team that won Champs got 13-0'd by LOUD just a few months earlier

cauanzin 1000%. Nothing against crashies but there's so much cauanzin can do. Not only is his utility world-class, but he's a fragger, he can op, he's great in the rare clutches he finds himself in, and he's also a vocal player who can even igl a little. Plus he's still 18. He's just unreal, man

Edit: forgot to mention that this guy can play every single initiator, both recon AND flash, at a tier 1 level EXCEPT Gekko, who's arguably the easiest to learn

I agree, personally will win Americas