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if u wanted to suck a mans dick on the toilet then would you still be down to let them touch yours? i want u to think about that feeling

posted 10 months ago

a big earthquake on the first day of 2024 gonna turn mfs religious over there

posted 10 months ago

squints

i don’t appreciate that
anyways i’m doing laundry in the middle of the night and am bored af waiting. can you tell me a joke

posted 2 hours ago
stop yapping and go do the laundry!

posted 1 hour ago
pees cutely

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Hallooooo :3

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posted 10 months ago

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posted 10 months ago

the comeback would go crazy though

posted 10 months ago

why cant they though

posted 10 months ago

when we make predictions yall mfs are too grounded to the present, we're gonna be seeing minor (or major) meta shifts more commonly now throughout the year because of the new bracket + we're def gonna be seeing big changes to the current meta once the next episode hits.

we gotta be more spicy with our takes because of this, like no human alive would say that EG would've won champs last year and very few would say that SEN and especially 100T would giga shit the bed during the 2022 off season. if we want our takes to be as accurate as possible, we gotta be at a certain level of delusion.

here's what im talking about:

  • SEN will shit the bed again (but with even more style)
  • LEV will fail while LOUD takes their place in terms of expectations completely
  • LOUD will win 2/4 of the international trophies with a very possible back to back
  • EG will remain as a top team
  • T1 will win an international trophy and will be comfortably the best APAC team
  • 100T and FURIA will finish top 3 in one of the Americas Leagues separately
  • new TL will be the best EMEA team while FNC become exactly what DRX was for APAC this year
  • NRG will place 2nd in 2/4 of international events but will never win anything
  • A CN team will win Champions with dominance

for the ppl who dont believe my delusion method, imagine reading these predictions in the 2022 off season for 2023 VCT:

  • EG will win Champions and will also place 2nd in Masters Tokyo
  • SEN will shit the bed even with pancada + sacy addition
  • LOUD will remain as a top 3 team in the world
  • 100T will shit the bed and won't even win their first match in LCQ even after winning the Red Bull tourney
  • FNC will comfortably be the only notable EMEA team of 2023 and will win two internationals back-to-back
  • NRG will get grouped in Champs to a mid CN team
  • C9 will cut yay after LOCK//IN and will go on to stay hardstuck Americas, yay will also go winless on some Tier 2 team
posted 10 months ago

happy birthday james

posted 10 months ago

outta pocket

posted 10 months ago

but you're saying they're gonna make a masters final, thats pretty good no?

posted 10 months ago

alot of these r completely understandable takes not that I agree with them so i wouldnt call them hot takes. C0M here wouldnt make sense if he's rumoured to LEV tho.

posted 10 months ago

EST is the only timezone so idk why we're all lying saying shit like "oh im already in 2024!!" no ur not its 5:27 pm rn be for real

posted 10 months ago

great concept but i feel like it could've been so much more. the movie felt overly cinematic at times, the overall story is pretty inconsistent especially when we get to the snow area, and the characters apart from Cobb are heavily forgettable. its one of the movies that I can say with 100% certainty are overrated given their reputation but its cinematography and creativity are rly good.

posted 10 months ago

aspas hits diff

posted 10 months ago

bc this is a personal matter between me and zellsis

posted 10 months ago

he viciously slaughtered my family i feel like this is ok

posted 10 months ago

i get that he's like the class clown of VCT but look at this https://twitter.com/Sentinels/status/1741220789716971601

he shakes his ass live, screams in public, does other outta pocket shit and now this. pancada would never no? the man did his hair for that photo, one of these days 1 of my friends who arent into Val are gonna stumble upon this man and im scared.

posted 10 months ago

dephh > SEN

posted 10 months ago

approach them (POLITELY) or continue hoping a girl will approach you instead. if you don't know how to talk to women and you're this down about it then wtf are you gonna do besides getting better at it, there's no dark magic out there that can instantly make you good at socializing. on top of all that, you're only 19 its not the end of the world and you're seriously making a big deal out of this, you're guided by your desperation as if getting a gf will fix everything wrong in your life.

you can't change how you are if you're not even trying. you're in uni; bring up small talk to the ppl you sit next to in lectures (like ask questions about the topic even if you know the answer), join clubs, etc. If you freeze up, force yourself through it because we both know you're not literally paralyzed to discontinue a convo. be friendly (smile), make sure you exchange names no matter what, and then continue this process to the same ppl until you're confident enough to exchanging contact info. This isn't a instant process btw, treat this shit like a gym in terms of progress.

posted 10 months ago

it goes downhill from there so dont plan on catching up

posted 10 months ago

Jawgemo actually absorbed the power of Jinggg in the finals to combine it with himself to create the ultimate duelist lifeform, EG will place top 1

posted 10 months ago

we witnessing history

posted 10 months ago

shouldve been ascent but haven is the best 2nd choice & fracture should've 100% came back instead of this smoke spam fiesta unless its getting a big revamp. literally eveery map is ass anyways this game fucking sucks in that aspect.

posted 10 months ago

my brother in christ Demon1 was ranked 9th in Americas and 11th in Masters according to your own vlr rating system, I don't understand how that's not a great performance. You're specifically viewing the 2nd half of both tournaments as an indicator on why he wasn't great when that should straight up be redundant because why are we just going to discount the 1st half to begin with? The claim that he wasn't even great during the 2nd half of Americas & Masters literally isn't true to begin with at all.

Sayf had a dominant performance during the EMEA league, but this is a performance ranking of players for the entirety of 2023. You mention on how Demon1 was only elite at Champs (which is just straight up not true btw) when Sayf was literally that this year, he had a forgettable LOCK//IN experience, a dominant performance during the EMEA League, average-good performance during Masters, and an average performance during Champs.

Obviously I think there's a bunch of other things I don't agree with including some that's A LOT more egregious, but some of the basis of this ranking in what you're telling me here literally make no sense whatsoever. The fact that you made that tier list in like 5 minutes also gives off the impression that you made some of these discussions like Sayf being way higher than Demon1 without even putting thought into it which is imo even crazier.

posted 10 months ago

sayf is four placements above demon1, ive literally seen dedicated baiters make more reasonable tier lists than this, literally how does one come to this conclusion unironically. Demon1 was literally the guy something was supposed to be but somehow he's five placements higher

posted 10 months ago

it doesnt, the title is a joke cus this list is beyond horrendous lol

posted 10 months ago

https://twitter.com/FerahgoTheGreat/status/1740108917852762346

FerahgoTheGreat if ur reading this you wanna explain yourself rn? Demon1 at 9th under kiNgg & Sayf (wtf)? Ethan 18th? wtf im i looking at? is this bait? Jinggg or f0rsaken aren't even on the list but fucking Sayf made it to 5th?

this isn't even a joke im genuinely confused here, like this isn't supposed to be some kinda subjective discussion like we ranking our favourite albums because in what world would anyone make this tier list otherwise. like not a single EG player above 8th with only 1 of them being above 18th? we have to be joking no?

posted 10 months ago

they alr close to being done with actually great translations too, only a matter of time till the majority go to him instead of mya who just reposts their scans now in an imgur link lol

posted 10 months ago

bro i didnt even know they started a rollout before seeing this thread wtf lol, their scans are fucking high quality too they had this shit prepped

posted 10 months ago

scanpiea is the goat holy shit

posted 10 months ago

113 and 160

posted 10 months ago

you're not even understanding what im saying right now, im arguing the fact that he's saying Demon1 is ONLY Russian and is also specifically NOT American when he's very clearly both. I don't care if he says Demon1 is Russian but that's the truth, but he's going out of his way to say that Demon1 isn't American which just isn't true. Anyone that recognizes Demon1 as either Russian or American and not both are either trolling or really dumb.

posted 10 months ago

that's not the point here, he's specifically saying Demon1 is Russian and not American lol, also idk whats with the finland shoutout.

posted 10 months ago

???????????????????????????????????????????????

posted 10 months ago

that... still makes him American dude. Being a Russian American makes you both Russian and American, there's no one specific choice you're forced to. You said before that Demon1 isn't American but rather he's just someone with an American citizenship when that makes literally no sense by definition lol.

posted 10 months ago

crazy how demon1 recognizes himself as an american yet you dont lol. he spent most of his life here but nah he's not american ig.

posted 10 months ago

this is ur life now

posted 10 months ago

i doubted u mb, forgot that you're always 100% honest and real.

posted 10 months ago

babysasuke doing work rn

posted 10 months ago

Racism: Everywhere

flag

posted 10 months ago

every EU fan alive voting for FNC at every opportunity and they still say they arent a 1 team region

posted 10 months ago

they dont want the game state to end up like LoL's

posted 10 months ago

asuna over jawg let that sink in

posted 10 months ago

its 100000% not the best, its good but because of how unbelievably long it is there's bound to be strong lows of the story to match with its highs.

posted 10 months ago

free my slime 💔💔💔

i thought shit was gonna be alr with potter, c0m, and jawg as a core but c0m done left the team and now jawggie (best raze itw as we head into another raze meta) has to play with a team full of literal randoms.

some Tier 1 org pls drop one of ur shitty players for this diamond 😢 jawg doesnt deserve this, he's literally the Jinggg of Americas 😭😭😭

posted 10 months ago

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