theyre actually making an entirely separate but secret broadcast dedicating to NRG's failure which is expected to last for at minimum 10 hours, led by Bren of course

prx proved his haters that they were right

its for next episode regardless

i didnt forget, they did. these are genuine leaks

intro: 5 minutes
y0y retirement: 5 minutes
PRX v GENG: 5 minutes
moment of silence for Monyet: 1 minute
predictions then break: 10 minutes
FNC two handed toes curled up tongue out eyes rolled back glazing: 4 hours
miniboo benched: 30 seconds
predictions then break: 10 minutes
what went wrong for SEN: 1 hour
Split 2 SEN predictions: 30 minutes
2024 SEN appreciation discussion: 15 minutes
predictions then end stream: 10 minutes

you little devil you..............................................................!!!!!!!!!!!

oh you silly you hahahahahahaha! had me in the first half... not gonna lie! bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeh hehahahahhahahahaahahahaha sily goober aaaaahahahaahahhahahahah silly little slime dog looooooooooooool you are such a billy boy aahhahahaha shut the fuck up

ender's gonna have to intervene 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

actually i changed my mind i completely forgot this game got dropped in china (pretty much the actual audience for Riot) not that long ago, expect some crazy shit 🔥🔥🔥

riot's been cautious as much as possible with this game when it comes to new characters, so probably not.

what is even remotely exciting about this topic though

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wtf is this voodoo shit

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are you slow, EG weren't running double duelist except for some of Split. do you understand my point or do you plan on reposting this narrative again tmrw

baiting1 shared the entry role last year with jawg unless we're saying thats not true, let go of the obsession lmao https://www.vlr.gg/348264/demon1-future

wtf is this

1 word: choke.

FNC vs IG 2018 final? Choke from min 1
G2 vs FPX final? Choke from min 1
FNC vs TES 2020? GIGA choke
EU 2021-2023? hands off internationally (besides MAD vs DWG ig)

you are on crack cocaine if you think this outcome was obvious. Why do you think everyone's surprised from this result on the broadcast.

if u followed the league you would know the past two years have been by far the worst for the west and now EU just won their 1st bo5 against LPL since 2018 worlds g2 vs rng, almost 6 years ago. cant blame me for shit fr

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3-2

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3-1

G2 are getting 3-0'd why do we keep falling for the same east vs west script. LoL aint like val, there's a LOT less variables for flukes.

but why lmao

are you on the campaign to end slang

icl ion rly get ppl or smth like fym ur leaving for sm1 n shit so skibidi, did I fwu or nah and be fr

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entire school should be dropped from taking ap if you guys have bitch baby students snitching on sm1 like that.

this idiot injured himself theres nooooo waaay. Idk why we’re saying he broke the trophy, no reason to wait for an update on that.

10k gapped 🗿

could be three if he was like that

screenshotted

soccer balls? no im not talking about soccer balls. please say the full words.

eggs? no im not talking about eggs. please say the full words.

elaborate on what you think im thinking about for me

or just the regular two.

its like eg's uprising was wiped out of everyone's memory idk. i got high hopes for them.

gyatt meter

a shit ton of black ppl just aren't culturally immersed in esports competition and whatnot within fps'. the streamer stuff is prolly because a lot of people in the val community are less inclined to watch a black person play valorant, it is what it is. ive met a lot of funny as fuck black guys in this game and the fact that there's literally no one that comes to mind as a streamer after four years even as I'm doing a bit of research typing this isn't just a random coincidence.

sinatraa would laugh at every1 for trying so hard until a majority vote banishes him from the tribe to survive on his own.

d4v41 could grab my nuts bro this is a TEAM EFFORT, everyone needs to hunt, why would you rely on a single man to provide all the food for 5 people for what could be years. some might not bring as much food as others and some might even die a lot earlier than expected (boaster) but i still only brought 5 guys with me and those mfs need to pull their weight

stop robbing my shit or im gonna copyright my stuff from now on this the last warning

everyones going on a cut

hes going on a cut then

i mean everyone needs to hunt at some point right?

aspas missed the cut and idk d4v41 like that. they seem like sweet people but thats not gonna fly for me in these kind of scenarios unless you're boaster.

i think thats what he would want if we had to

1st pick is zellsis for the vibes. realistically i would be losing my shit a lot but that'll all be washed away once zaddy pulls out a funny twerk. the elimination of initial panic is extremely critical that could be the difference between surviving for 3-4 days and multiple months.

2nd pick is saadhak, a guy that can stay calm and call all the big boy shots, pretty much the leader of the pack. i was going to pick boostio for the extra vibes but he's probably the most likely out of anyone in vct to eat you alive for the fun of it. FNS is an alright pick but he's too zesty imo i dont wanna catch feelings like that since we're gonna be sleeping next to a fire together

3rd pick is ardiis for the entertainment + last resort food supply for the gang. if im staying on that island for potentially the rest of my life im gonna need a guy thats funny to listen to. everyone else boring as fuck.

4th pick is boaster to be bait if areas need to be cleared or recleared from whatever dangerous shit that island's got. pretty much the human dummy in the group and i feel like he'll do it with passion thinking he's a team player for it.

5th and final pick is yay for the drama. like maybe i want shit to go down like the lord of the flies after some time idk. i dont think he's a toxic guy, but he strikes me as someone who would hold his ground on a take no matter how awkward it gets. my final minutes alive could be a stick duel against him that shit would be hype.

are you genghsta? because i would pay 10 grand for u <3