bruhmphrey
Flag: Canada
Registered: January 30, 2023
Last post: October 8, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Posts: 1311
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Mans went to st.mikes prolly, y'ain even know them ones on a realer issue

posted 5 months ago

This guys acc a prep school kid from forest hill, never been out to rexdale once. clutches pearls round jane and finch

posted 5 months ago

Fham, I'm talking about M80, ur acc a bucktee fam. waste yutes talk and don't know nun fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

posted 5 months ago

Who do you think our best player is?

posted 5 months ago

E-Girls WHATNOW! Humana humana humana

posted 5 months ago

you can roll around in a field with it at most.

posted 5 months ago

He's been kicking around for a month again now

posted 5 months ago

12 metric tons and it keeps leaking out.

posted 5 months ago

Crodie, ur acc sick in the head fam, im realer than a man like you

posted 5 months ago

Line 4 wiped out, ur off the map broski

posted 5 months ago

We can tell you were raised in Vaughn 😃

posted 5 months ago

This was really insightful. Glad to see the youth of the city proper backing homegrown talent!

posted 5 months ago

Thanks for the 64 crores, Keralite.

posted 5 months ago

Y'alright famski, lemme put you on for a likkle bit of game eh?

So, basicallllyy, M80 gonna kawall the trophy next year in the six alriggght?

Y'already know how it is, man like Zander boutta catch 30 bodies on his guvvy.

Put 13-0 on their headtops.

VCT aint shit for M80 fam, wallahi.

Re-up your bets on ascension nowww fore they girks your teams headazz.

posted 5 months ago

FNS has passed away from old age

Thousands come to his funeral to honor him

Saadhak shows up in a wheelchair to pay respects to his old rival

The funeral attendant tells Saadhak to open the casket to say goodbye

He opens the casket but only a note is left

"I'm not dead. I rotated B. Get owned."

Saadhak yells at Aspas to go grab his Operator

posted 5 months ago

No shotta

posted 5 months ago

yer, mans fawad to scotiabank realll quick

posted 5 months ago

yessir

posted 5 months ago

Master's Toronto meet and greet????

posted 5 months ago

Theyre gonna switch champs to october! clearly fake! real time travellers would know the time they came from!!

posted 5 months ago

why was I thinking this was VLR pickems lollllllll

posted 5 months ago

mfs are keeping track of pickems points???

posted 5 months ago

Whya selaeep

HLP NME

posted 5 months ago

chonclat eg

posted 5 months ago

I know

gross

posted 5 months ago

Ur my twin

posted 5 months ago

rip

posted 5 months ago

I'm not waking up at 4 am to watch DRX getting their flashback-broken by an anemic sentinels

posted 5 months ago

I don't understand why this is downfragged. Men can love men. He even said it wasn't homo!

posted 5 months ago

We have jobs.
We don't do 'em, but we have them

posted 5 months ago

With their eyes probably

posted 5 months ago

I irrationally hate G2.

When I see a picture of JonahP I start punching everything in my vicinity.

I wish the Guard had imploded far before they could ever ascend and be picked up by the org.

I hope G2 lose, but they're so damn consistent.

Imagine being orgless from tier 2, to being in the playoffs at Champs, repping your region.

I hate G2 because they're so successful.

I cannot see any flaw in their gameplay.

They are simply a lock for Champions I fear.

I will perform rituals to make Leafs tummy ache during the next match. It is the only way to save the health of Valorant.

posted 5 months ago

MFs are so weird istg

posted 5 months ago

we've been asking for goomana for years and at long last they're adding it next patch

posted 5 months ago

Chess

posted 5 months ago

Cryptic Glowing Goomana Core

posted 5 months ago

I am under the snare of a cosmic being, a leviathan of proportionality to the universe I see reflected in the oceans below me.

Reaching my hand up, I speak to it. Opposing me through sheer grace, I know the next step is to absolve my sins prior to making its audience.

In the vastness of this expanse, a vibrancy of nothingness surrounds us both, until we squeeze into a void smaller than ourselves, yet ever-expanding.

Feeling physical pressure now, I navigate the space toward the beast. The comely sheen of what I can only perceive to be a scale greets me.

I have seen God. It has seen me.

Not in my corporeal form any longer, I have shed that long ago. I absorbed, synthesized the grace. I have seen all things in this being, though I know not but one thing.

It has viewed of me the same, learned and grown through the clashing of my ignorance with its own brilliance.

The area that encompasses our distance has all but vanished as we achieve a mutual understanding of one another.

The solution, now.

Aspas.

posted 5 months ago

thanks nachtel, my og vlr acquaintance

posted 5 months ago

Me too

posted 5 months ago

How is chichoo above Karon?

posted 5 months ago

smiley face is the new goomana fr

posted 5 months ago

+70 VLR Goomana

posted 5 months ago

Whichever is easier for you. Would be funnier if he was forced to say it in a video though

posted 5 months ago

omg, my friends were sitting on a discord call playing that game for hours wtf

posted 5 months ago
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