Cloudberry i sent lasagna to your address, pls pick it up

He deleted it no wayyy

Next year? My 9 year old cousin's premier team is a lock

To and for all the Goodbye VLR threads,

This site is a shell of itself. A latent power hibernating, dormant until the breath of spring graces its buds.

As the spectacle that was Champions Seoul has wound down, what remains is a reflection upon the gravity of the whole ordeal.
Is there any gravity to it?

In the grand scheme of things, very little of this event matters to the individual frequenting this site in terms of the impact it has on their personal fulfillment.
However, there is still joy in fandom and fanaticism; the storylines that unfold, the awe of mechanical skill and strategy, and the love of country and region.

So why does this feel so empty? Why does the site die as if nothing happened at all.
Are there any stakes to a Champions victory over a Masters? They are treated all the same in the endless trophy tallies that populate the site in the regular season.

Is it the winner that resulted in a lackluster response? The rise of China?
Or perhaps the generally unenthused crowd for the majority of it?
The failures of highly-touted teams?
The inaccessible air times for the largely western VLR audiences?

No.

None of this matters.
This site didn't die. There is still life in every shitpost, every analysis, every meta-commentary.

The reason it feels this way is because the cycle of rebirth is indifferent to the knowledge of generations past.
The frost will thaw, blossoms shall emerge, and all shall be right for another few months.

Those aren't facts about me, false title

Completely eclipsed the original record:
https://www.vlr.gg/60955/downvote-record-attempt

bro hanafuji's name brought back memories like im a nam vet

As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought 'What is the difference'. However after this game I finally understand it. NA is just so fucking free.

That's what I'm sayiiiing bro

Honestly, don't be sad.

You won a Master's this year, don't you want to see a different team succeed too? It stings less if you think about it this way. I felt the same about GenG going down early this Champs. Smile for reaching this far!

Drop Zellsis though holy shit lmao

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https://x.com/ValorantEsports/status/1826667058643566787

This is actually so good

You mean sage? just click the slow orb anywhere near their body. hope this helps☺

does not change what you said in dms buddy.

Maybe I overdid it. I want my legacy to be bangers, not word salad 😪

It's real and good, trust!

Go to bed

Okay but you'll pay me like how artists were paid by wealthy patrons to produce their frescoes, right?

What is the specific storyline you want me to make

eeiu watcher told me to pretend i was 11 while we texted...

You're the only reason I keep going.

VLR censorship is crazy

How did it just disappear? Was it even political?

I still want DeRozan and Lowry to do a one day sign and trade to retire as raptors, since we didn't get Vince back due to Covid

I was a kid but it was awesome seeing Bismack Biyombo come alive during that playoffs

Dropping your gun trying to get on a rope and fumbling around trying to pick it back up

Thrash

Lockdown

This is real and not a shitpost, no need for a review. Just send help for my 18 children if possible.

Hello, I am a psychiatrist (30 M), and my wife (31 F) is a real estate agent. Essentially, the story begins with a new client of mine... and hers. They turned my life into hell.

It all started when they walked through my office door. A man (26 M) who had booked an appointment months back, ran in screaming in what I could only glean to be joy, but that quickly changed as I noticed his eyes. Bloodshot and a shinier glaze than his bald head's immaculate sheen. He told me he was moving to America, as he had a new job opportunity. I simply asked why he came to me in response. He said "I am missing my friends in Brazil."
Okay, I start to establish a diagnosis in my mind, the onset of mania due to his sudden lifestyle change. Trying to engage with him further, I ask what he did for a living, as his move was prompted by a job opportunity after all. He said "I shoot heads, usually only in 2 on 1's". Panic button immediately pressed. The police come and he immediately starts laughing asking what I was so "afraid for." My life? Clearly this man was not stable. As the police started to gather a picture of what was happening, we were blinded by a sort of flashbang, I'm unsure at this point whether he had thrown one, but I heard a woman's voice in that instance and a screeching of a bird of paradise. Maybe I should have checked myself in with a colleague...

When we opened our eyes, the man was gone. I provided whatever I had in terms of the partial medical history I had gained through requisition from Brazil. Then, my wife (beautiful and heavily pregnant) had a showing later that very day. Since I don't use a cellular device on account of the 5G waves and what not, I would have to wait to tell her of my relatively traumatic day. Pacing in my office, pathologizing what had just occurred, all while my wife's client pulled into the driveway of the home being shown. Out emerges a man, of similar build and description, still with bulging, burgeoning eyes, and I wide grin. He giggles saying something she assumed to be the minions language, but turns out to have been Portuguese. She giggles back saying "Bapoy" to which he stared at her with a questioning face. His expression turned rapt quickly, probably instantly enamored by her heavenly expectant form. Rather than entering the place, he pulled out a BOW AND ARROW, and simply shot it right passed my wife's head. The arrow emitted a blueish light for several seconds and he told her that he wanted to see a different place. My wife just ran to her car and booked it home. However, in her rearview, she was being followed by only what she could describe as a Chupacabra, but a greenish earthy hue. When she arrived home, there was the man. He shot the same arrow, and said he "loved the place". He moved himself in.

When we told the police about it later, they said he had squatter's rights. We can't do anything, but we noticed several Asian men entering from our stake outs. One fine young white gentlemen entered as well, but when we approached him he said "AY, Someone wants Zaddy's Madrid diff" and he started moving his behind in an enchanting routine, reminiscent of the ethiope's dances I had seen on my expeditions.

We are completely up in arms. Professionally, I believe him and all of his compatriots to be deranged. Later on, there seemed to have been a breakthrough. It seems they've vacated to go to Korea. The international police have been notified, and I'm sure they will find them at the Nearest Airport. I of course, will not move back in and will sleep in my office while my wife stays with her boyfriend.
What should I do when they inevitably return still lusting for blood. I assume they won't adequately complete their hit mission in Korea, on account of their deranged nature. Any advice helps!

EDIT: THANKS FOR THE UPDOOTS AND GOLD!

I believe in TAMU Maroon more than most.

MB I POCKET POSTED

OIDA 4

stop beaking 😭

This is like, so offensive to our culture.

lmfao

I think he wanted him to reveal the religion to us, not necessarily leave it

like 'drop the details'

Where are you from? You don't have to give specifics, just like general area/municipality

Genuinely hear more kids from missisauga speak like this than anyone else

the community part i mentioned is the most important to improving your happiness tho, and that can definitely be enhanced by a belief in something greater

what they said ^

start trying to learn more about you religion and try to follow it devoutly if you are a believer. You can find community in your holy spaces amongst other believers. no man is an island

first post and he likes pegging. great start

if serious, talk to someone you know irl about it. if they aren't receptive, find some form of therapy. reconnect with nature and you will feel you belong to this earth, even if you feel self conscious of your place in society. you are worth something, you deserve the joys and pains of living, for you are alive. you can love, cry and think. keep going because there is beauty even in darkness, and the daylight is soon to come.

Can you perhaps tell the people closest to you that you care about them? Plan a day of going out with your friends! Peace and love, always

you actually go to york bro, thats the funny part

Hi, I'm okay. I have to finish a couple of things up at work, but they're quite easy. I'm building an Iron Thorns deck to play with my friends when I return to campus!

How is yours going?

I thought

Why are you smelling their