The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.

life changing stuff

i think i might need some help

i appreciate that, thanks for the concern

stfu tenz-phobe:

This happened a few days ago. I was looking at fanart of TenZ in class. The kid sitting next to me looked over at my computer and then made some insensitive comment about how TenZ sucks ass (obvious Cn*d propaganda) and that his videos suck.
This made me irritated - yet another TenZphobe harassing me. I called him out and told him that he was acting TenZphobic because he was oppressing me, a TenZsexual person, and then he laughed in my face.
He said, "TenZsexual? Is that when you want to suck TenZ's peepee or something?" I said yes and he looked at me weirdly and asked if I was joking.
I decided to pull up his stats and cool videos to help explain TenZsexuality and TenZgender. He said that it "didn't exist" and that we were "just overly-obsessed TenZ glazers cucks", then said that we were mentally ill.
I was livid. I was shaking, too - he doesn't have the right to speak about TenZsexuality like this. I figured I should follow the advice given to me by other fellow TenZsexuals before, which is that you should always defend yourself if a TenZphobe is harassing you.
I turn to him and give him a punch to his face (I was only using a bit of power to teach him a lesson). A bunch of people turn around and the entire class was looking at us.
My ignorant teacher went over and pulled me into the hall and told me that I was being "highly inappropriate" and violent. I said that the kid was discriminating against my sexuality, but he claimed that didn't warrant me punching him and that I could've handled it in a "more civil manner".
I ended up in detention. The school staff said they're "looking into" the other kid's harassment. I hate being in my TenZphobic school.
Has anyone else here been wrongfully punished for defending yourself? TenZphobes are true evil and it's a shame that they have so many bigots willing to defend them.

after everyone called me weird for coming out as a tree-pisser i kinda left it,
but i was sad, until yesterday,

when tyson "t0nz" n go's gamer spirit passed away, it revealed itself to me in a dream,
and he said:
"if you really are t0nz-sexual, you must also be a true tree-pisser, wake you idiot and resume the pissing on the trees"

and so i went, i woke up immediately in the middle of the night, pushed aside the (unrelated) empty grappa bottles, and went back to my tree, it was clearly waiting for me:
so dry, so cold, so sad...

it had honestly been a long time since i had experienced such relief,
and it changed me, i now firmly believe this might be my calling in life, my reason to be

i felt happy and satisfied, so i went back to bed, but as soon as i closed my eyes, t0nz called again,
and he said:
"let them know, let them know the crazy thing about this game, let them know it can't be pro play without me"

and i will:

apeks vs pcfc truth:
The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.

The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.

The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.

avova is THAT hot, it's not like they planned on cheering for apeks, it's that they saw avova and were clearly mesmerized by how beautiful he is

ty george flowberry

Chi Fermerà La Musica - Pooh 1981

Ora si respira
hai travolto la mia barriera
una polveriera.
Quante donne che sei stasera
tastiera che suoni per le mie mani
luna a cui mando i miei aeroplani
stai cambiando i suoni alla mia musica.
Buona primavera
per chi vola non c'è frontiera
bevo per chi è bravo
a mangiarsi la vita vivo
per quelli che vanno in amore spesso
per te che mi cambi colore addosso
per me stesso
cambio pelle e stelle io.
Chi fermerà la musica
l'aria diventa elettrica
e un uomo non si addomestica
le corde mi suonano forte
la molla è carica.
Chi fermerà la musica
quelli che non si sbagliano
quelli che non si svegliano
stanno nei porti a tagliarsi le vele
tu parti nel sole con me.
Ero barricato
nel mio spazio come un bandito
brava mi hai colpito
ti ringrazio non hai sbagliato.
Mi hai dato contatto alla mia maniera sospetto che stai per costarmi cara
l'aria è troppo chiara per nascondersi.
Chi fermerà la musica
l'aria diventa elettrica
e un uomo non si addomestica
le corde mi suonano forte
la molla è carica.
Chi fermerà la musica
quelli che non si sbagliano
quelli che non si svegliano
stanno nei porti a tagliarsi le vele
tu parti nel sole con me.
Buona primavera,
per chi vola non c'è frontiera
ora si respira
quante donne che sei stasera.
Chi fermerà la musica
l'aria diventa elettrica
e un uomo non si addomestica
le corde mi suonano forte
la molla è carica.
Chi fermerà la musica
l'aria diventa elettrica
e un uomo non si addomestica
le corde mi suonano forte
la molla è carica.
Chi fermerà la musica.

anyways, made a quick one:

https://imgur.com/a/sTrZzhO

😭😭

frankly, #120 is what peak idiocy looks like

fuck it, i'm gonna

8/8

appreciated

i am blind

NEVERMIND I'M THERE MY LIFE IS WORTH SOMETHING YIPPIE

this makes me very sad, i'm not even worth enough to make a fucking vlr tierlist after 3 and a half years of almost daily posting on this worthless site

my life fucking sucks man
.
.
.
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MAN I HECKING LOVE TenZ BatChest POGGERS MOUSE GRIP BatChest KYDAE BatChest SENTINELS BatChest FLICK PogChamp WOWZERS

IF TENZ HAS 10 FANS, I'M ONE OF THEM
IF TENZ HAS 5 FANS, I'M ONE OF THEM
IF TENZ HAS 0 FANS, MEANS I AM NO LONGER ON EARTH
IF WORLD IS AGAINST TENZ THEN I'M AGAINST THE WORLD
#TENZ4LYFE
#GETINMETENZ

apeks are better i'm afraid

:(

finally

put geospliced in there

what's their number

0/8

no

you're missing mazino honestly

ik i just kinda threw this down i wanted medical advice, both heve been better for longer than cancan

it hurts anywhere but my face,i fall asleep without trouble and i sleep normally

i'm feeling pretty stressed

ty

cancan overrated

Look dude, i had never heard cancans name outside of "oh they lost again" until the last 3 games this champs, he ain't making this list, mazino is just on another level

https://open.spotify.com/album/0WjRvpTf1buGOJQIbKAWFx?si=TfmewgV2RYuUd6kPzO5QuQ&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A0WjRvpTf1buGOJQIbKAWFx

Give em a listen, they're not bad

Yh, there's quite the skill gap

Yh deffo not my alt

there's no "my goat" or "your goat" it's just cNed, it's always cNed

I couldn't think of anything less productive than posting a vlr thread tbf

number 1 cned fan might have something to say about that

No, no he hasn't lmao who the fuck would argue that

Tbf they are cleaned quite often

Ty 80's italian band that my dad loves

I sleep for 6h max
Drink 3 or 4 coffees in a day
I sleep with my right arm under my pillow so i can smell my pit
I'm usually sad

I think I'll go see a doctor

Rookie

Ty,
I sleep so little because i get home at like 7 from work, read my book, eat, play val, go for a run and it's suddenly 1am

I do drink water, 5 liters a day give or take, and i get up around once an hour to "go piss" and get some fresh air

That was the first tournament in which they weren't an absolute joke, read the post

Ofc the boaster, keznit and scream recency bias how could i not contain myself

In one tournament, read my shit where was cancan in 2021

I sleep 5 or 6h per night, i don't have much time to play val anymore and I've struggling with my new diet

Thank you for being the only person that cares, goated fr

I forgor

#9 and i wanted to see if anyone actually reads my shit posts

He doesn't sneak in, he stomps in, comfortably in, no question about it

Also that

And? I've seen fat doctors