finding my way

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SuperRoss

after everyone called me weird for coming out as a tree-pisser i kinda left it,
but i was sad, until yesterday,

when tyson "t0nz" n go's gamer spirit passed away, it revealed itself to me in a dream,
and he said:
"if you really are t0nz-sexual, you must also be a true tree-pisser, wake you idiot and resume the pissing on the trees"

and so i went, i woke up immediately in the middle of the night, pushed aside the (unrelated) empty grappa bottles, and went back to my tree, it was clearly waiting for me:
so dry, so cold, so sad...

it had honestly been a long time since i had experienced such relief,
and it changed me, i now firmly believe this might be my calling in life, my reason to be

i felt happy and satisfied, so i went back to bed, but as soon as i closed my eyes, t0nz called again,
and he said:
"let them know, let them know the crazy thing about this game, let them know it can't be pro play without me"

and i will:

apeks vs pcfc truth:
The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.

The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.

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toofan1

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allat

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orqn

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mental illness

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SuperRoss

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stfu tenz-phobe:

This happened a few days ago. I was looking at fanart of TenZ in class. The kid sitting next to me looked over at my computer and then made some insensitive comment about how TenZ sucks ass (obvious Cn*d propaganda) and that his videos suck.
This made me irritated - yet another TenZphobe harassing me. I called him out and told him that he was acting TenZphobic because he was oppressing me, a TenZsexual person, and then he laughed in my face.
He said, "TenZsexual? Is that when you want to suck TenZ's peepee or something?" I said yes and he looked at me weirdly and asked if I was joking.
I decided to pull up his stats and cool videos to help explain TenZsexuality and TenZgender. He said that it "didn't exist" and that we were "just overly-obsessed TenZ glazers cucks", then said that we were mentally ill.
I was livid. I was shaking, too - he doesn't have the right to speak about TenZsexuality like this. I figured I should follow the advice given to me by other fellow TenZsexuals before, which is that you should always defend yourself if a TenZphobe is harassing you.
I turn to him and give him a punch to his face (I was only using a bit of power to teach him a lesson). A bunch of people turn around and the entire class was looking at us.
My ignorant teacher went over and pulled me into the hall and told me that I was being "highly inappropriate" and violent. I said that the kid was discriminating against my sexuality, but he claimed that didn't warrant me punching him and that I could've handled it in a "more civil manner".
I ended up in detention. The school staff said they're "looking into" the other kid's harassment. I hate being in my TenZphobic school.
Has anyone else here been wrongfully punished for defending yourself? TenZphobes are true evil and it's a shame that they have so many bigots willing to defend them.

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i aint reading allat

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downvoted the thread, reported #1, sent The Mental Health Hotline at 866-903-3787 which can answer your questions confidentially and free of charge.

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i appreciate that, thanks for the concern

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i think i might need some help

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Nothing like taking a good piss on a tree 🙏

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SuperRoss

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life changing stuff

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catNmouse

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after everyone called me weird for coming out as a tree-pisser i kinda left it,
but i was sad, until yesterday,

when tyson "t0nz" n go's gamer spirit passed away, it revealed itself to me in a dream,
and he said:
"if you really are t0nz-sexual, you must also be a true tree-pisser, wake you idiot and resume the pissing on the trees"

and so i went, i woke up immediately in the middle of the night, pushed aside the (unrelated) empty grappa bottles, and went back to my tree, it was clearly waiting for me:
so dry, so cold, so sad...

it had honestly been a long time since i had experienced such relief,
and it changed me, i now firmly believe this might be my calling in life, my reason to be

i felt happy and satisfied, so i went back to bed, but as soon as i closed my eyes, t0nz called again,
and he said:
"let them know, let them know the crazy thing about this game, let them know it can't be pro play without me"

and i will:

apeks vs pcfc truth:
The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.

The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.

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The crazy thing about this game is that Tenz isnt playing. If you are a real VALORANT fan you would know Tenz is literally the best player of all time. He is a GOAT. He is my reason to wake up in the morning. No one can compare to the skill level of Tenz. This is pro play? No its not, because Tenz isnt here. Sentinel supremacy reigns in VALORANT.

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i was the last tonz before retire??
https://www.vlr.gg/403706/downvotes/#5

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SuperRoss

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damn