Subreezy
Flag: United States
Registered: April 13, 2022
Last post: July 20, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Posts: 8562
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a lot of good NA players are stuck in Tier 2 due to a lack of spots

if you think Americas is strong this year, just wait until next year

posted about a year ago

i wish c9 could've been in tokyo

even if they got dismantled by eg, i still think they would've qualified 2-0 out of groups

posted about a year ago

finally someone admits the hard truth

posted about a year ago

even having 1/3rd of the songs being good is good enough for me, it's probably all created for this event so have 1/3rd of them slap is enough

posted about a year ago

i said NA is a region of immigrants, never said he was an american

yeah he's an import but he'd be on a flight home if he stayed on navi LMAOOOOOO

NRG has the resources, coaching staff, and adaptability to fit his playstyle post-chamber meta. navi/FPX didn't.

tl;dr NA saved ardiis's valorant career

posted about a year ago

weird speculation and weird cope

posted about a year ago

holy SHIT riot fucks up a lot of stuff but these intermission and timeout songs have been crazy

i hope they put it on spotify or something, i would listen the fuck out of that drum and bass song that was just playing

posted about a year ago

when did i say they weren't?

terrible comeback

posted about a year ago

nt bro NA is a region of immigrants and something is from Eastern Russia

posted about a year ago

EDG got a very easy bracket tbh, lost to T1 once but is farming 2 EMEA teams LOL

posted about a year ago

LOUD had an off day, TL without Sayf they cannot

posted about a year ago

baaaaaaaaa

posted about a year ago

when will people finally accept this reality

posted about a year ago

i said this 3 weeks ago and delusional emea fans got pissed

at least now they see the truth

posted about a year ago

same place where something is

posted about a year ago

TL map pick btw, this was the comp they felt the strongest on

holy shit this is EMEA 1st seed? depressing

posted about a year ago

finally people understand

posted about a year ago

emea talking btw

posted about a year ago

mibr, my favorite NA team

posted about a year ago

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posted about a year ago

quick lil 5-0 record

posted about a year ago

3rd seed btw

posted about a year ago

he's getting dropped NAH

posted about a year ago

damn my presence annoys you that much

rent free sadly

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

what the fuck is a tuition teacher

posted about a year ago

B*N actually threw T1's chances, fraudulent player

posted about a year ago

ok white knight SJW

posted about a year ago

yeah no shit it's not the same EG, they've had months of practice to improve

posted about a year ago

wdym misinformation

posted about a year ago

he's a notorious win trader

posted about a year ago

didn't you hear about what he did?

posted about a year ago

but they'd be doing MUCH worse with b*n

posted about a year ago

boostio gonna drop 30 each map somehow

posted about a year ago

please drop b*n, worst player on the team

posted about a year ago

omg i sing and play piano letโ€™s start a band

posted about a year ago

PRX beat FNC, with or without something

posted about a year ago

factual, emea does suck at having a map pool

posted about a year ago

that's fair

maybe then do "PRX with something" and "PRX with cgrs"

or don't, i'm not your father

posted about a year ago

Okobotro ๐Ÿ—ฟ

posted about a year ago

something is better than nothing

posted about a year ago

while it sucks LOUD and EG have to play this early, at least it's gonna be a great match :)

either way, whoever wins is gonna stomp Team Liquid or EDG ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Americas #1

posted about a year ago

prediction:

  1. LOUD stomps EG or EG stomps LOUD
  2. EMEA fans talk shit saying the losing team is dogshit
  3. the winner of that game makes it to UBF, the loser makes it to LBF
  4. EMEA shuts up
posted about a year ago

nah this is disrespectful to mindfreak and davai

people think prx are nothing without something playing but they hard carry when necessary

posted about a year ago

donโ€™t check my post history then

posted about a year ago

SEN FiveZ vs SEN FiveZ

posted about a year ago

search up "ban matchfixing" on twitter

posted about a year ago

are you not aware of what he did?

posted about a year ago

-ardiis 2023

posted about a year ago

just got out of the bathroom, i feel great now

posted about a year ago
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