when will people finally accept this reality

i said this 3 weeks ago and delusional emea fans got pissed

at least now they see the truth

same place where something is

TL map pick btw, this was the comp they felt the strongest on

holy shit this is EMEA 1st seed? depressing

finally people understand

emea talking btw

mibr, my favorite NA team

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quick lil 5-0 record

3rd seed btw

he's getting dropped NAH

damn my presence annoys you that much

rent free sadly

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

what the fuck is a tuition teacher

B*N actually threw T1's chances, fraudulent player

ok white knight SJW

yeah no shit it's not the same EG, they've had months of practice to improve

wdym misinformation

he's a notorious win trader

didn't you hear about what he did?

but they'd be doing MUCH worse with b*n

boostio gonna drop 30 each map somehow

please drop b*n, worst player on the team

omg i sing and play piano let’s start a band

PRX beat FNC, with or without something

factual, emea does suck at having a map pool

that's fair

maybe then do "PRX with something" and "PRX with cgrs"

or don't, i'm not your father

Okobotro 🗿

something is better than nothing

while it sucks LOUD and EG have to play this early, at least it's gonna be a great match :)

either way, whoever wins is gonna stomp Team Liquid or EDG 😂😂

Americas #1

prediction:

1. LOUD stomps EG or EG stomps LOUD
2. EMEA fans talk shit saying the losing team is dogshit
3. the winner of that game makes it to UBF, the loser makes it to LBF
4. EMEA shuts up

nah this is disrespectful to mindfreak and davai

people think prx are nothing without something playing but they hard carry when necessary

don’t check my post history then

SEN FiveZ vs SEN FiveZ

search up "ban matchfixing" on twitter

are you not aware of what he did?

-ardiis 2023

just got out of the bathroom, i feel great now

no, THAT'S something

Life2 clears

"could be fnc or nrg 2-0
or it could be fnc or nrg 2-1

lets see what fenis and booster cook up"

bro i agree w you, B*n is a stain on the earth

no i have diarrhea rn

the evidence is there little bro

what’s that supposed to mean

yawnster detected opinion rejected

yawn

NRG broke their lower bracket curse in groups so if they fall to lowers in playoffs they'll bomb out

people hate EMEA because their fans have sticks up their ass and claim they're the best region when 80% of their teams suck and EMEA has now been proven to be a fraud region

half the emea fanbase left in herds when FUT and Navi got exposed and they'll come back when Fnatic manages to win a game cause they're all rats who only talk shit when they're up

no one tell him

bro copy and pasted a shit take LMAOOOOOOOOOO
you are so stupid