bros tryna start NA and BR conflict when most BR fans left after loud lost

me personally i claim loud as an americas team, can’t speak for others though

loud got more rounds bro 💀💀💀

bro said “we” with a TL flair

you lost today. accept it. own it. keep your faith in your team.

i’m not apologizing for shit

edg is a fantastic team but for them to beat TL is embarrassing. TL has 5 world class players and lost a 3v5 effectively. LOUD should be embarassed too. they had everything going for them, being in the Americas region and all, and STILL lost as well.

if you didn’t believe in them from the roster announcement you still owe an apology

fnatic 55/45 EG odds

just smile through the pain bro :( been there with PRX at lock-in

from bottom of Americas to top 3 internationally, this team has proved us wrong at every turn. maybe 2 or 3 people on this website believed in the 10 man roster.

put your apologies below

what internal issues does TL have

Hi michaelisupset,
I apologize if my new form of communication is mildly odd. I have denounced my EMEA hating ways and have now become a more enlightened individual. This new formality is nothing more than my id and ego being separated for the first time in years.
Hope this helps!

Sincerely,
Subreezy

Hi EU_quiet,
What has Cresp done on this website to make him be seen as a "racista" (using context clues I believe this is slang for "racist")?
Any interaction I've had with them has been nothing more than pleasant. Any clarification would be much appreciated.

Sincerely,
Subreezy

Hi Rubrik_Duck,
Thank you for the clarification. Much appreciated!

Sincerely,
Subreezy

Hi Waking_W,
Wow, I hadn't thought about this! What a crazy world we live in.

Sincerely,
Subreezy

Hi Gratis,
My favorite dog is a Shiba Inu! My family and I adopted one about 3 years ago. Her name is Daisy.

Sincerely,
Subreezy

Hi vasswood,
I'm a little confused by your question. Is there rumored to be "beef" between termi and stax? This is the first I am hearing of this, but maybe I'm the one who's in the dark. Any clarification on this matter would be much appreciated!

Sincerely,
Subreezy

Hi NAclearsSA,
I agree with this take. I believe with more practice, SEN could qualify through the Americas Last Chance Qualifier and make it to Valorant Champions Tour: Champions 2023. However, if an Americas team does not win Valorant Champions Tour: Master's Tokyo, Cloud9 could beat Sentinels out for that last slot. Some other major contenders are: Furia and Leviatan.

Sincerely,
Subreezy

Hi Yessirskiiii,
What a unique point of view! I haven't seen anybody else on this website have this take. Thank you for contributing to the ever expanding online discourse that takes place here on VLR.

Sincerely,
Subreezy

Hi michaelisupset,
I am so excited for the EG and Team Liquid match! I cannot wait to see two powerhouse teams battle it out for the first slot in the Upper Bracket Finals. Whoever wins this match secures Top 3 in Valorant Champions Tour: Master's Tokyo.

Sincerely,
Subreezy

oh my god. #pwned

prx clears fnc with or without something

as long as cgrs plays gekko

pink + white is a good song

Snake Eyes - Aries
https://open.spotify.com/track/37ouI56S9L2R8ASWeyAMG7?si=0227876554074252

dump

i had the same take and got shit on for it

godspeed brother

they flip brackets for round 2, loser of FNC/PRX plays EDG. loser of EG/TL plays NRG

he said "i swear the whole NA region is just about cope."

why didn't he say "i swear the whole Americas region is just about cope."?

i claim LOUD as an Americas team. If they lose, the whole region loses. But, don't single out the NA region when a Brazilian team loses

would you say "i swear the whole BR region is just about cope" when NRG lost?

SEN flyuh

what

i swear the whole NA region is just about cope.

sounds like you're using LOUD as a thinly veiled reason to shit on NA
i claim LOUD as an Americas team, don't group us as Americas just to shit on NA

feel better dude :( sorry to hear that

hard disagree

loud got diffed by edg
nrg had good ideas but fnatic had better aim and strats

yeah after prx beats fnatic that rematch will happen

mini until 2023

definitely the best pacific casters

something just landed in tokyo

it's over for fnatic

doesn't sound like he's mad, he's just bantering and talking shit

you're right, gamr just racist sadly

do 20 pushups rn

always makes me feel better

keep yourself safe

you should do what the last 3 letters of your username say

babysasuke
nutab1e
jish
irrelevant people
and the entire region of EMEA (also irrelevant)

sentinelmain377 himself hates all Americas teams (his words)

guess i'll add you to my list of D1 haters now

who else is gonna defuse the bomb?

cryo LOL

people are gonna say this is cope when this is clearly the most obvious sarcasm to ever exist on vlr

people definitely made fun of his weight on FPX

i mean i can have my friends vouch for me? idk what you want from me. it's not even an excuse it's an explanation as to why i'm not "barking"

i haven't watched the game yet so i'm watching it right now

i'm currently watching the game to figure out if loud had 0 strats and fell off or if kangkang and nobody had a life game

you seem to be ignoring what i say so imma stop interacting now. bye!

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.