that's how much of a farmers region EMEA is. is it really sneaking in LEV if they could actually beat Navi and FUT

C9, Furia, and LEV clear 80% of your teams

and C9 clears TL

guild and xerxia never forget

yuppppp

c9
furia would've been cool as well, having a 2nd BR team

if americas got that 4th seed, there would be 4 americas teams in playoffs rn

unlucky

yeah, the game

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconscious. When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconscious. When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences

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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconscious. When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences

FNS for real tripped over my service dog. Day of original iPhone release. Dude stumbles out of Moscone Center and proceeds to trip over my service dog. Davis was not a small dog by any means, yet my dude was hammered enough to miss the big beautiful golden retriever on a not too crowded sidewalk in San Francisco.

is baby gronk the new drip king after rizzing up Livvy???

holy shit my goat

Subreezy? I was Subreezy once, they locked me in a park, a water park, a water park with ardiis, ardiis drove me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a park, a water park, a water park with ardiis, ardiis drove me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a park, a water park, a water park with ardiis, ardiis drove me crazy. Crazy?

I was crazy once, they locked me in a park, a water park, a water park with ardiis, ardiis drove me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a park, a water park, a water park with ardiis, ardiis drove me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a park, a water park, a water park with ardiis, ardiis drove me crazy. Crazy?

https://www.vlr.gg/161202/team-vitality-vs-kr-esports-red-bull-home-ground-3-r1/?game=106871&tab=overview

Ban ACTUALLY cut my internet.

i see the light now, ban has caused so much harm...

he just cut out my internet... WTF????

seeding doesnt matter in groups, fucking IDIOT!

every bye seed team will play a random group stage team

Energy Sam will go double negative

thanks for the extra points
https://gyazo.com/8e6d224defeee005996888003de6841d
now NRG wins 2-1

wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
^ this is you crying btw

can mods ban this bot

isn't this a copy of the other thread?
https://www.vlr.gg/225085/subreezys-face-off-1

delete your account

Today is NRG Esports vs T1

Rosters:

NRG:

FiNESSE
s0m
crashies
ethos
ardiis
Victor

T1:

xeta
sayaplayer
ban
Munchkin
carpe

Who you guys got winning and why

NUMBER_1_BAN_HATER clears

@mods ban this guy

get it?

it's cause it's ban in the picture

lol!

get ready to learn chinese buddy

https://gyazo.com/96f09992f49a518acfe818ebaa6149c7
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MUCH better than navi, no?

Registered: June 12, 2023
Last post: June 12, 2023 at 11:31 PM
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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

sounds like you're projecting

PRX overrated at lock//in
PRX underrated at masters

no bait here, i hate emea and i feel bad for the fans

csgo is consistently bad

as an avid EMEA hater, I can't even begin to understand how sad it must feel to realize your region is so free. EMEA fans, i'm so sorry. I hope you recover soon.

Furia has insane potential (i'd equate them to FUT and Navi), SEN hasn't had a chance to show their new lineup with genuine time and practice, and LEV was insane earlier in the season and can return to form with some work.

viewership isn't necessarily the most important thing. i know that a lot of other streaming platforms are bringing in viewership, plus these games are taking place in japan from 12-5 pm on a monday. what i do care about (as a huge fan) is that the production value is MUCH higher than before and they're innovating and cooking shit up for champs, which will pull much more viewers due to more teams and better times for Americas and EMEA

EG definitely most improved team by far

loud, nrg, eg, c9, Furia, and SEN/LEV (sen can get better as their current 5 with some time)

she c0m on my demon1 till i boostio

bad take, production and quality of matchups so far have been great

also Champs will carry in Viewership and crowd turnout 100%

just wait

bro you're literally Australian

NA 🤝 BR