Subreezy
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Registered: April 13, 2022
Last post: July 3, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Posts: 8385
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pink + white is a good song

posted about a year ago

dump

posted about a year ago

i had the same take and got shit on for it

godspeed brother

posted about a year ago

they flip brackets for round 2, loser of FNC/PRX plays EDG. loser of EG/TL plays NRG

posted about a year ago

he said "i swear the whole NA region is just about cope."

why didn't he say "i swear the whole Americas region is just about cope."?

i claim LOUD as an Americas team. If they lose, the whole region loses. But, don't single out the NA region when a Brazilian team loses

would you say "i swear the whole BR region is just about cope" when NRG lost?

posted about a year ago

SEN flyuh

posted about a year ago

what

posted about a year ago

i swear the whole NA region is just about cope.

sounds like you're using LOUD as a thinly veiled reason to shit on NA
i claim LOUD as an Americas team, don't group us as Americas just to shit on NA

posted about a year ago

feel better dude :( sorry to hear that

posted about a year ago

hard disagree

loud got diffed by edg
nrg had good ideas but fnatic had better aim and strats

posted about a year ago

yeah after prx beats fnatic that rematch will happen

posted about a year ago

mini until 2023

posted about a year ago

definitely the best pacific casters

posted about a year ago

something just landed in tokyo

it's over for fnatic

posted about a year ago

doesn't sound like he's mad, he's just bantering and talking shit

posted about a year ago

you're right, gamr just racist sadly

posted about a year ago

do 20 pushups rn

always makes me feel better

posted about a year ago

keep yourself safe

posted about a year ago

you should do what the last 3 letters of your username say

posted about a year ago

babysasuke
nutab1e
jish
irrelevant people
and the entire region of EMEA (also irrelevant)

posted about a year ago

sentinelmain377 himself hates all Americas teams (his words)

posted about a year ago

guess i'll add you to my list of D1 haters now

posted about a year ago

who else is gonna defuse the bomb?

posted about a year ago

cryo LOL

posted about a year ago

people are gonna say this is cope when this is clearly the most obvious sarcasm to ever exist on vlr

posted about a year ago

people definitely made fun of his weight on FPX

posted about a year ago

i mean i can have my friends vouch for me? idk what you want from me. it's not even an excuse it's an explanation as to why i'm not "barking"

i haven't watched the game yet so i'm watching it right now

posted about a year ago

i'm currently watching the game to figure out if loud had 0 strats and fell off or if kangkang and nobody had a life game

you seem to be ignoring what i say so imma stop interacting now. bye!

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

i didn't see the game, i can't talk shit when i haven't watched the game

he said "no barking anymore?"
unlike most vlr people, i base my shit off facts rather than feelings

posted about a year ago

redgar still mid
kangkang is a good player, when did i say he wasn't

posted about a year ago

tbh i didnt even watch the loud EDG game, can't talk shit when i haven't watched it

posted about a year ago

hell_on_earth, why do you repost my threads when you haven't responded to my original thread calling out your hypocrisy?
sounds like you only talk shit when you're up, pussy?
https://www.vlr.gg/226256/vlr-users-apologize-now

posted about a year ago

post the clip bro, not that hard to show proof

posted about a year ago

keep begging for your stars bro you aint getting them back

posted about a year ago

didn't EG just beat LOUD?

posted about a year ago

lequan mower talking LOL

posted about a year ago

who's that

posted about a year ago

virgin behavior holy shit

posted about a year ago

i forgot defending women on the internet is a big no-no... my bad bro

posted about a year ago

god bless SENzombs and his sage ult 🙏🙏🙏

posted about a year ago

RIP number 1 bjor fan... fly high brotha

posted about a year ago

did you not see the part where he said (serious)?

i don't think he was joking

posted about a year ago

you know twitch is bought and owned by amazon, right?

if amazon views kick as a genuine competitor to twitch, they could easily stop providing them with services, as this will hurt twitch (one of their companies)

pokimane is kinda based for this, as long as they're using AWS, amazon and by proxy twitch wins in the end

saying she's jealous is kind of a cope too, all that does is diminish a valid point she brought up

posted about a year ago

wdym joke?

posted about a year ago

allegations for match fixing, just like b*n

posted about a year ago

hugeeeeeee W

posted about a year ago

bro edited the message LOL

dude said PRX is gonna bomb out 0-2
an elephant (me) never forgets

posted about a year ago

i got 1 map right that's pretty good

posted about a year ago
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