can y'all keep it down i made this thread at 6 AM half asleep i dont wanna see it again
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| Registered: | June 16, 2022 |
| Last post: | December 4, 2024 at 2:51 AM |
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can y'all keep it down i made this thread at 6 AM half asleep i dont wanna see it again
no appreciation for your fellow compatriot yessirski?
they miss ur bs 24/7 thats what xdxd
i was going to put him on here but unfortunately he missed when he said he had no faith in the chinese teams.
ok the arin2016 vs brazil thread is getting annoying how do i delete it i want it gone
Cresp
Ailed (the most goated Sentinel in NA)
Yessirski
potter fan
obelisk
forgot to add u mb
1 Cresp
1. Ailed
2. Kuuga
?. Mint
agree with cresp. he q comp with me he nice
I'm really looking forward to it
wait dm me your discord lets queue againnn i need a duo otherwise i tilt too hard
IGL specifically fluent in midrounding
You didn't let me sub in against SAS :(
Yoru is better but not when he says it
I predicted the upset, I just thought they had the harder grouppp cmon pls I've always supported em
Nice we have same pickems! https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/742ae817
Hi mom I'm on a niche valorant receipt post
Lothar is a disgrace to all yoru mains
Does it count if I had ASE making playoffs instead of EDG?
Fut on their way to invent an age-acceleration serum in order to pick up woot faster
Bro put Zmjjkk at 1 coin
Friday, June 16th.
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NRG Team Room, 6:00 PM PST (Ardiis bro count - 433):
Chet has not slept in 56 hours, yet he sits in front of a computer screen with FNS. They have been reviewing FNATIC's setups.
"This will be a hard one," exclaims FNS.
He gets up, kicking away the hundreds of empty gum boxes on the floor, "Today is all or nothing."
"...." replies Chet, in silence. He has fallen asleep
"WAKE UP CHET" yells FNS, Chet sits up with exasperation. For a moment, he can only smile as he treasures the few seconds of unconsciousness that he was gifted. Alas, however, he must suffer if NRG are to win.
End scene
FNATIC Team Room, 6:00 PM PST.
Derke is busy shining his head, Alfajer is in a discord call with one of his girlfriends, and Chronicle is browsing babysasuke's post history. Boaster is looking at himself in the mirror, flexing his muscles.
Yinsu walks in, "So you're finally gonna play NRG huh? Good luck out there"
Boaster, in a johnny bravo voice, says "It's alright baby, I will crush those NA dogs and make them bark for me HOO HAA!!" as he proceeds to strike a pose.
"Wait a moment... where's Leo?" asks Yinsu
"Right here" Leo replies, sitting in the corner of the room. He had not said a word all day
"Oh Leo" says Boaster, a laugh track ensues.
Arena backstage, 7:55 PM PST (Ardiis bro count - 764):
Chet has aged 43 years, crashies has turned into a giant blueberry while victor stares at him enviously. s0m has just called FNS his little pujy wujy, and all FNS can think about at the moment is how to cope with the amount of cringe he has just received.
Boaster is twerking with some japanese fans. He sees FNS and walks up confidently
"hey mini, call animal control, I think a few strays have made their way into the arena."
s0m barks. Boaster gets flustered and leaves.
end scene
Map 1 , 8:32 PM PST (ardiis bro count - 5402)
The scoreline is 8-4 in FNATIC's favor.
FNS, the weight of his team's victory on him, closes his eyes for just a moment. In his mind, he thinks "Chet, i'm sorry master but just this once."
In an instant, FNS' brain accelerates twice...no thrice the speed it usually works at.
10 minutes pass (7670 ardiis bros).
The scoreline is 10-8, still in FNATIC's favor. NRG have made a bit of a comeback. crashies can't stop clutching rounds. FNS' reads are becoming more and more on-point.
10 minutes pass (51411 ardiis bros).
FNS has achieved a state of nirvana; every audio queue, every piece of util used forms together to make a real time image in his mind of where each FNATIC player is.
NRG wins map 1 15-13.
Fnatic wins map 2 13-4
NRG wins map 3 22-20
end scene
NRG run back to the NRG area, only to find chet soundly asleep. They carry sleeping beauty back to their hotel and go on to win the rest of Tokyo.
Fin
Very true I don't think its possible for anyone not to stare in awe at some of his awp shots
List of things I will glaze to the grave:
Sorry bud, he is a fellow yoru main, and superior to you in every single way as a result.
Asuna = Asuna
Do not put words in the mouth of the goat, you fool. He does not care about brazillians, he is a god among men who only cares about competition and integrity
I care about him. I care about him.
you don't get it man. this guy comes around once in a blue moon anytime Zeta loses to write an essay about how Japanese valorant needs ego. he's actually so based you don't even understand. I don't think anybody will understand for a while. Only I do it seems
He is a kindred soul that must be protected
i don't glaze just anyone, but when I do I give a shiny finish
Who is arin2016? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If arin2016 thinks, I agree. If arin2016 speaks, I’m listening. If arin2016 has one fan, it is me. If arin2016 has no fans, I don’t exist.
idk but he's the most based user ive ever seen
don't disrespect the goat arin2016 like that
The best VLR user in the history of this site has now taken on the entirety of brazil. Like many before him, the task itself might destroy him.
Will he survive? Find out next time on nachtel's post history
I will glaze him till the end of the world
EDG TIME
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