Nachtel
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Registered: June 16, 2022
Last post: June 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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BEAT THESE FRAUDS, TEACH THEM THAT YORU IS THE BEST FUCKING AGENT.

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted about 2 years ago

my goat 🥰

posted about 2 years ago

it's a start at least. also its technically 2 since they sub in lightningfast on maps that require raze instead of jett

posted about 2 years ago

Fnatic does pretty good with one

posted about 2 years ago

GE had a good performance, I think they might actually make a better run in LCQ than you may expect.

posted about 2 years ago

I know I know, but all external factors aside, I feel like their talent pool is just isolated and skilled enough to be the only country (if any) that deserves its own region like pre-franchising korea...or well the closest to, since i thought think 1 country should have its own region; i think China should just be part of APAC imo

posted about 2 years ago

no, why would anyone host an irl death game

Friday the 13th clears

posted about 2 years ago

Russia is the one country I feel deserves their own league more than china does

posted about 2 years ago

russians are strong!!!1! not like poosy americans.....!!!! everyday russian child take 5 steps out of home and tread tundra to russian school, where russian child wrestles siberian bear if they want to eat breakfast....russian breakfast.... russian breakfast just 2 sheep tonsil because if they fed too much they grow to be WEAK....like poosy AMERICAN....

russian child then cut down 4 trees to bring back as firewood to family, any less and is disowned....once all else is done, russian child practice the valulrant for 16 hours to become pro player, not like poosy american who spend 4 hour in front of computer screen. thank to russian sleep experiment, russian no need sleep, they fight pathetic delusion and hallucinations easily unlike POOSY AMERICAN who struggle with mental illness xaxaxaxaxa.

u cannot compare poosy AMERICAN to the hard life of RUSSIAN childe, it is valulrant childe game, and the better childe is from moscow, not weak weak LA....

posted about 2 years ago

what's the EU one lol

posted about 2 years ago

APAC just has two colony teams from EMEA and NA colony in it if SCARZ Wins

posted about 2 years ago

https://www.esports.net/news/best-valorant-players/

imo its actually kind of funny how no matter what it manages to piss off everyoen equally lol

posted about 2 years ago

GOOD TASTE

posted about 2 years ago

o shit you like breakcore too?

posted about 2 years ago

how is sexgar ann insult name, i dont get it

posted about 2 years ago

knowing the difference between NA and EMEA salaries i bet Fnatic is paying them NA salaries rn while all the other EMEA teams are making challengers salaries

posted about 2 years ago

yeah but do you realistically see boaster leaving fnatic? it's his one guaranteed shot to fame and victory

posted about 2 years ago

Yoru tp should be able to go through deadlock wall. WHY THE FUCK NOT? It's a fucking ability.

The whole fucking gimmick is that people don't go through but bullets and abilities do.

Why the fuck doesn't it go through?

posted about 2 years ago

i love russian cock :yummy:

posted about 2 years ago

FNS goes positive a lot of times. compare their ratings.

posted about 2 years ago

Nah Tenz and Marved, Victor, born in NA. Alfajer born in asia

posted about 2 years ago

posting on this website is inherently a waste of time, that's why I do it. I come here to kill time

posted about 2 years ago

/s

im using every single argument that europeans use to justify why something is a european player on alfajer to point out why its a bad argument. Alfajer is EMEA, but something is APAC imo.

The argument is old yes, but it keeps reappearing so im obviously gonna try to argue against it eventually. Don't respond to it if you don't care lol

posted about 2 years ago

why would i take genetics into account, if i did then the only region winning lans is africa

posted about 2 years ago

i just think it's funny to point out hypocrisy

posted about 2 years ago

there's been like 6 different europeans making arguments about why something is european even though he lives in vladivostok, not just that post; it's just the most recent one i could find that clearly explains what i'm satirizing

posted about 2 years ago

EMEA has the same amount of majors as NA does without a player from Asia carrying your bot asses 😂

posted about 2 years ago

nah im just tryign to argue why something is european!!!

posted about 2 years ago

nah im agreeing with y'all. I'm saying that Something is a European player

posted about 2 years ago

do you understand what satire is

posted about 2 years ago

sry if something living in asiann side of russia makes him european then you living in the european part of turkey makes you asian, i don't make the rules

posted about 2 years ago

nah, clearly if the majority of turkey lives on the asian side then all turkish players are asian right?

posted about 2 years ago

EMEA carried by Asian players cned and alfajer, can't win more than one major without them

posted about 2 years ago

nah 81% of Turkey lives in Asia meaning anyone that lives in Turkey is ASIAN

posted about 2 years ago

Alfajer Asia import KEKW

posted about 2 years ago

Your entire argument crutches on your own personal anecdotes, and now you say shit like "obviously the answer is yes"

You never said it's a law of nature, yes, but we're talking about a single individual here, talking about tendencies is useless when we have more accurate information about a specific example to base things off of.

There's no need to base your thoughts on such generalized information; it's like getting the area under a curve using only 2 rectangles

posted about 2 years ago

2nd gen immigrant💀

bro I myself immigrated to this country, your spoiled ass doesn't know shit about what it means to integrate to a completely different culture and language, you've known it since you were a baby.

Yes I have things in common with other people from my home country but to just assume ill get along with anyone just because we're both Mexican? stupidest shit I've ever heard

How can someone that never lived in his ethnic country of origin compare himself and his experiences to the guy who lived in Vladivostok for 20 years before going out

posted about 2 years ago

by this logic Turkey is asian

posted about 2 years ago

The Japan shit means nothing? my guy he was on Sengoku gaming not even 3 months ago, you're acting like he didn't spend those very same 3 years playing in Japan servers.

If affinity to you means putting all the russians together and expecting them to get along just because they speak the same language then I'm not surprised honestly, you europeans have always had these braindead ideas about ethnic homogenity. Remember when Greece forcefully relocated its Turkish population to Turkey and Turkey relocated its Greek population to Greece? It wasn't even considered a bad thing back then it was just a "population transfer on religious and ethnic grounds"

posted about 2 years ago

i can't believe some idiots actually believe there's a unified, homogenous culture in EMEA or APAC.

WTF is cultural homogenity in the context of 3 continents with hundreds of different ethnicities and cultures LMAO.

If we're talking about "affinity" then Something has never once played in EMEA, he has more affinity with Japanese teams since he's played with them for so long.

Bro's arguing that Something would have more affinity playing for Team Falcons than playing for Sengoku Gaming KEKW.

Europeans are delusional

posted about 2 years ago

he lived in vladivostok, he's always been closer to china and korea servers than EU

posted about 2 years ago

he just feels like a rich, out-of-touch boomer influenced by a career in esports plagued by NFT and crypto sponsorships, and raised in the notoriously politically incorrect early-gaming scene. same as H3Cz

Carlos, on the other hand, went full incel

posted about 2 years ago

EUROPEAN IMPORT OMG NA CARRIED BY EMEA?!?!! /s

posted about 2 years ago

please no, wolfen was supposed to be hidden t2 talent

posted about 2 years ago

Why sacy igl, WHY SACY IGL... WHYYYY

posted about 2 years ago

nutab1e we must queue, dm me your val name

posted about 2 years ago

After queuing many unrated with you both in your respective regions, I can officially confirm:

You'd get along really well if you knew each other better ngl

posted about 2 years ago

I am quite delighted

posted about 2 years ago
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