wait dm me your discord lets queue againnn i need a duo otherwise i tilt too hard
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wait dm me your discord lets queue againnn i need a duo otherwise i tilt too hard
IGL specifically fluent in midrounding
You didn't let me sub in against SAS :(
Yoru is better but not when he says it
I predicted the upset, I just thought they had the harder grouppp cmon pls I've always supported em
Nice we have same pickems! https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/742ae817
Hi mom I'm on a niche valorant receipt post
Lothar is a disgrace to all yoru mains
Does it count if I had ASE making playoffs instead of EDG?
Fut on their way to invent an age-acceleration serum in order to pick up woot faster
Bro put Zmjjkk at 1 coin
Friday, June 16th.
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NRG Team Room, 6:00 PM PST (Ardiis bro count - 433):
Chet has not slept in 56 hours, yet he sits in front of a computer screen with FNS. They have been reviewing FNATIC's setups.
"This will be a hard one," exclaims FNS.
He gets up, kicking away the hundreds of empty gum boxes on the floor, "Today is all or nothing."
"...." replies Chet, in silence. He has fallen asleep
"WAKE UP CHET" yells FNS, Chet sits up with exasperation. For a moment, he can only smile as he treasures the few seconds of unconsciousness that he was gifted. Alas, however, he must suffer if NRG are to win.
End scene
FNATIC Team Room, 6:00 PM PST.
Derke is busy shining his head, Alfajer is in a discord call with one of his girlfriends, and Chronicle is browsing babysasuke's post history. Boaster is looking at himself in the mirror, flexing his muscles.
Yinsu walks in, "So you're finally gonna play NRG huh? Good luck out there"
Boaster, in a johnny bravo voice, says "It's alright baby, I will crush those NA dogs and make them bark for me HOO HAA!!" as he proceeds to strike a pose.
"Wait a moment... where's Leo?" asks Yinsu
"Right here" Leo replies, sitting in the corner of the room. He had not said a word all day
"Oh Leo" says Boaster, a laugh track ensues.
Arena backstage, 7:55 PM PST (Ardiis bro count - 764):
Chet has aged 43 years, crashies has turned into a giant blueberry while victor stares at him enviously. s0m has just called FNS his little pujy wujy, and all FNS can think about at the moment is how to cope with the amount of cringe he has just received.
Boaster is twerking with some japanese fans. He sees FNS and walks up confidently
"hey mini, call animal control, I think a few strays have made their way into the arena."
s0m barks. Boaster gets flustered and leaves.
end scene
Map 1 , 8:32 PM PST (ardiis bro count - 5402)
The scoreline is 8-4 in FNATIC's favor.
FNS, the weight of his team's victory on him, closes his eyes for just a moment. In his mind, he thinks "Chet, i'm sorry master but just this once."
In an instant, FNS' brain accelerates twice...no thrice the speed it usually works at.
10 minutes pass (7670 ardiis bros).
The scoreline is 10-8, still in FNATIC's favor. NRG have made a bit of a comeback. crashies can't stop clutching rounds. FNS' reads are becoming more and more on-point.
10 minutes pass (51411 ardiis bros).
FNS has achieved a state of nirvana; every audio queue, every piece of util used forms together to make a real time image in his mind of where each FNATIC player is.
NRG wins map 1 15-13.
Fnatic wins map 2 13-4
NRG wins map 3 22-20
end scene
NRG run back to the NRG area, only to find chet soundly asleep. They carry sleeping beauty back to their hotel and go on to win the rest of Tokyo.
Fin
Very true I don't think its possible for anyone not to stare in awe at some of his awp shots
List of things I will glaze to the grave:
Sorry bud, he is a fellow yoru main, and superior to you in every single way as a result.
Asuna = Asuna
Do not put words in the mouth of the goat, you fool. He does not care about brazillians, he is a god among men who only cares about competition and integrity
I care about him. I care about him.
you don't get it man. this guy comes around once in a blue moon anytime Zeta loses to write an essay about how Japanese valorant needs ego. he's actually so based you don't even understand. I don't think anybody will understand for a while. Only I do it seems
He is a kindred soul that must be protected
i don't glaze just anyone, but when I do I give a shiny finish
Who is arin2016? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If arin2016 thinks, I agree. If arin2016 speaks, I’m listening. If arin2016 has one fan, it is me. If arin2016 has no fans, I don’t exist.
idk but he's the most based user ive ever seen
don't disrespect the goat arin2016 like that
The best VLR user in the history of this site has now taken on the entirety of brazil. Like many before him, the task itself might destroy him.
Will he survive? Find out next time on nachtel's post history
I will glaze him till the end of the world
EDG TIME
MOST ENTERTAINING VALORANT TO WATCH
Koalanoob is the best Awper in NA. He's on the same level as Aspas when awping. He doesnt need to replace anyone next year because the entirety of M80 is entering franchising next year through ascension.
Trust me when I say they will become a top 4 NA team instantly.
johnqt can easily replace stellar or pancada (pancada deserves to play smokes and not be stuck on kj)
valyn is better than boostio but I wouldn't replace boostio because of the synergy he already has with his team
add3r is a better sentinel than pancada, pancada deserves to play smokes for another team
trent, brawk, and eeiu can all replace derrek
flyuh is better than most franchised players but there's no team that has a spot open for his role right now.
Agree. I think people vastly overrate the distance between tier 2 and tier 1 competition in NA.
I mean Sentinels kept getting shit on by MxM in scrims lately
tbh i wouldn't know ive always just played for picks and rotates. I only struggle on attackside though and this is the first time Ive encountered someone pushing up to spawn within the first 10 seconds
who taught you this and why do you think it's true
EDIT: On attack side, I do well against them on defense.
I usually do good against teams that do normal shit, like hold site or rotate through mid.
But I can't for the life of me do anything against these asc 3 razes running pushing main and flank every round on both haven and fracture. My team can never hold for them and they all just get double killed by the same guy when they peek him.
I can't hold one side without my teammates dying on the other side and if I neglect that side they push flank within the first 20 seconds of the round
What is the play to counter this?
I fucking hate crayfish. I've had an upset stomach since yesterday
I keep having to use the public toilets here
It wasn't all aggressive, but I mean cmon every single retake involved at least one EDG player ego peeking by themselves and getting two
Nah Yoru is harder
I'm rooting for y'all, but be warned Americas has its own share of aim-gods :)
Hopefully, EDG LOUD NRG and EG all meet in the semis
I can list them all:
Koalanoob
johnqt
Flyuh
Add3r
valyn
trent
brawk
zander
eeiu
Still rooting for my NRG boys, but I will also be cheering for EDG in playoffs <3
zellsis is the biggest reason their honeymoon period lasted so long imo. He's an emotional leader for the team in tense situations. Jakee hard tilted during their EG and NRG matches. He's good but still inexperiened, and especially new to coping with failure at the magnitude of just missing out to an international LAN
bro ailed you know how i sometimes tp onto site by myself while my teammates want to rotate cus theres 4 people there? thats how i feel about EDG, they're the type of team to look at that and not even care if theres 4 on site, they'll push in and take it with me no matter what, as fast as they can.
The amount of times I've seen the chinese teams brute force a site with pure, raw firepower is unbelievable to me
they play the style of valorant I want to play
Hey man everyone doubted me when I said either ASE or EDG would pull off an upset 6 days ago. I'm happy they proved me right
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