imagine if they get benkai now
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Registered: | April 23, 2022 |
Last post: | December 2, 2024 at 9:59 PM |
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imagine if they get benkai now
he left cause of age not because of national service. he cant play in franchise bc he is too young so he decided to do national service now
such an L from riot for allowing him to compete in ascension but not in franchising
Sen is signing good player and TH is keeping boo after that lcq performance 💀
Im talking about boo not mixwell. boo is so much worse
https://twitter.com/anonimotum/status/1696497759421960473?s=20
how is the worst player in emea franchising still on the roster when basically all t2 players are available. im so mad rn. i guess heretics dont want to qual to madrid
he actually already learned chinese for next year
New roster will be:
Tex duelist
valyn controller
jonahp flex
Trent initiator
liem sentinel
net sadly poached by clown9
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly
Who is picking up niesow?
you are not cringe
Wuuga
BOYCOTT VLRCUP NA!!! #JUSTICEFORGUANGZHOUGIANTS
No pricepool and most of the mods are cringe sadly
dont care he is still father of brazil
Niesow winning first strike clears
new roster will be
nagzet
nagzet
nagzet
nagzet
nagzet
i think he got dropped from mxm. i mean he was their worst player and i dont think he left on his own
leaf is the goat bro. the only fa duelist who wouldnt be a downgrade is koalanoob
I could see him going to shopify after they dropped bdog. i still dont know why they did that
he had highest acs in champs i think. sadly he and daveeys had to play 2v5 in regular season
i always knew you were a fakeflagger
Deryeon drops 50
many pro teams play kj instead of cypher on split tbf
trials doesnt mean they are leaving
Guard wont drop jonah and tex
deadlock is just awful at this point and cypher only viable on some maps. kj can be played on all maps so the solution is buffing cypher and deadlock
0/8 but if you are serious the problem isnt that kj is too good its that the other sentinels are too bad and thats why kj has such a high pick rate. Just buff cypher and deadlock and kj pickrate will go down
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bc before they added demon1 the team was literally ass
so hes not allowed to criticize a coach when her team is playing shit???