rare guard flair L

dont think they will drop keznit

Tate new duelist for G2?

he actually already learned chinese for next year

W

New roster will be:
Tex duelist
valyn controller
jonahp flex
Trent initiator
liem sentinel

net sadly poached by clown9

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly

Who is picking up niesow?

no help 🗿

you are not cringe
Wuuga

neT

BOYCOTT VLRCUP NA!!! #JUSTICEFORGUANGZHOUGIANTS

No pricepool and most of the mods are cringe sadly

dont care he is still father of brazil

niesow > lemon1

Niesow is the goat

Niesow winning first strike clears

Imagine mxm pick up oxy

new roster will be
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i think he got dropped from mxm. i mean he was their worst player and i dont think he left on his own

leaf is the goat bro. the only fa duelist who wouldnt be a downgrade is koalanoob

I could see him going to shopify after they dropped bdog. i still dont know why they did that

what a downgrade

he had highest acs in champs i think. sadly he and daveeys had to play 2v5 in regular season

i always knew you were a fakeflagger

Deryeon drops 50

1. Txoxin
2. Demon1
3. skrossi

no changes would be W

-chichoo +keznit

many pro teams play kj instead of cypher on split tbf

trials doesnt mean they are leaving

Guard wont drop jonah and tex

deadlock is just awful at this point and cypher only viable on some maps. kj can be played on all maps so the solution is buffing cypher and deadlock

0/8 but if you are serious the problem isnt that kj is too good its that the other sentinels are too bad and thats why kj has such a high pick rate. Just buff cypher and deadlock and kj pickrate will go down

W

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭

bc before they added demon1 the team was literally ass

so hes not allowed to criticize a coach when her team is playing shit???

he played at top level for the whole 2022 and 2023. He played in all sea challengers 2022. What do you mean 1 lcq? he was 1 game away from qualifying to masters

Guard will win champs next year

and both would 1v5 liquid💀

Org of the Year: The Gourd

zeek bonecold and kiles not in franchise currently💀

yea and koalanoob is also practicing with c9. Practicing with c9 doesnt mean he will play for c9

benkai is way better than nephh and has much experience so he will help the team a lot.
foxy9 and juicy both insanely talented and i would say they are around the same skill

imagine they get foxy9 and benkai as replacement. the roster would be even better than this year

THEY ARE NOT GETTING NET

1. EG
2. Fnc
   Dont count Fluke in

Im his brother i can confirm.
He has offers from Prx and bleed