W

im bored

i didnt even say anything

why and for how long?

i cant upvote or downvote anything? anyone has a fix?

true

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

just wait for playoffs when something drops 30 against Loud

i think riot denied it. guild already had an agreement with BIG

emea second seed just got humiliated

bump

🦧

(serious)
number 1 bjor fan passed away.
I was online friends with him for the past 2 years. we used to duo queue and ive been informed by his girlfriend he sadly was in a car accident. im not sure if this is the spot to post this but he was known on this site, and he introduced me to it. my condolences go out to his family and his girlfriend as well.

PP would have won grandfinals if jacky would have played instead of nehx. this tournament is rigged

TL 2-1 Loud
its possible that soulcas throws so maybe Loud 2-1 TL

cloud and demon1 both not even top 10 imo

*trent clears fut in 1v5

Are you braindead? Fitinho absolutely destroyed KK so does that make him better? No, exactly. It's a singular game

bro your logic is so smart

Quick bump to remind everyone that yessirskii is braindead

Top 3 Initiator 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

he didnt cheat. he was just insane, won heretics their only title until this day

tex
Alorante
aslan
musashi
niesoW
this roster is fire. niesoW didnt cheat btw

Same

8 rounds isnt that good bro

just sign me i would play for free

Keznit will diff something but prx will still win

this drug addict clears no one

Lemon1 clears 🍋

bjor is a fraud

trent würde 1v5 gegen BLG gewinnen

trent clears

BLG had 4 first bloods and won 14 rounds xd

so sen gets kicked?

will the guard be accepted into franchise league or will another org (G2) buy the slot?

it

what rank are u?

bump

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this guy is ass

Okobotro🗿 is also playing. Sign up if u want to meet him

the most unrealistic thing on this is that navi quals to playoffs

Duelist: something
Initiator: leo (trent clears)
Sentinel: alfajer
Controller: som
Flex: davai

Keep rigging

Mint is desperate for new members. plz sign up. it doesnt matter how good you are

Radiant 30 fps

⚠️REMINDER⚠️MESSAGE TO ALL NEW REGISTRIANTS ⚠️ EVERYONE BLACKLIST SHIRPIE FOR SEASON 5⚠️⚠️⚠️HE IS A KNOWN VCC TROLL⚠️

i want lily on my team

that sucks. it should be like in 2021/22 so small orgs like acend can qualify for champs

its joever

Open qualifiers

Common W from a guard flair user