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Registered: | April 23, 2022 |
Last post: | September 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM |
Posts: | 3973 |
you trait to vamos kru army
he meant South NA
Acend: Zeek bonecold kiles ? ?
would be fire
Competitiveness is useless sadly if u dont make profit from sponsors cause no one watches your games(unless u have an insane roster and win ascension)
Emea t2 games get like 1k viewers peak exept for french league
victor is literally the only nrg member in this scrim idk why everyone think that this is nrgs new roster
but the roster wouldnt make sense unless yay or victor play sentinel
NO ONE. this roster isnt happening
why is everyone overreacting bc of 1 scrim?
they play loser of Prx vs Fut in lower not BLG
The Guard will break the curse in 2024 when they win Masters Shanghai
Skrossi my sova goat
eu tier 2 is shit bro. they have like 2 good orgs
and they still will never be #1 in emea. bc the big orgs will just buy their players if they perform amazing
i saw someone write that bleed and prx both want the same singaporean player for next year
now that he is banned its now confirmed that im the best guard fan on this site now
i just like when underdogs or smaller orgs also win something. kinda boring when fnatic or liquid will win the next 5 emea seasons
aint watching it allat. games at 5am again. so fire
but something like small orgs like acend winning champs will probably never happen again. for me open qualifiers are way more entertaining to watch
Oxg will become the next guest slot
Here before The Guestslot wins champions
im from uzbekistan and my favorite team is m3c
how did they manage to lose that
Guard 3-0 Fnatic
jugi is insane bro. dont underrate him
i cant upvote or downvote anything? anyone has a fix?
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
just wait for playoffs when something drops 30 against Loud
i think riot denied it. guild already had an agreement with BIG