except phoenix. which hes number 4

1. Scream (bro made chmps 22 playoffs playing phoenix on every map while igling lmao was the benny before benny)
2. Jinggg (with Pearl back as well we are so back PRX set to make and lose another INTL final)
3. Benny (discount scream)
4. FNS (my goat wil fry, put mada on senti or smth he aint good enough to be a t1 duelist anyway)
5. QCK (only duelist he can play)
6. Natank (made t1 off phoenix idk will do it again)
7. Victor (so good he got 5 rounds on it vs LOUD in the champs GF)

If they drop Aspas heres my idea
Duelist/Smokes-Demon1 (Jett/Neon/Astra/Brim/Chamber)
Flex-Kingg (Breach/Kayo/Viper/Gekko?)
Initator-C0M (Sova/Fade/Gekko?)
Smokes/Senti-Lukxo (Cypher/Killjoy/Omen/Viper?)
Sent/Duelist-Tex (Cypher/Killjoy/Raze/Gekko?)

Aspas-Duelist
Kinggg-Flex
C0M-Initator
Demon1-Smokes
Lukxo-Sentinel

Holy LEV is stacked

Listen to Rb highlights

who?

if this happens this will be the 3rd worst team cNed has been on

Was doing laundry on campus and NONE of the 8 dryers availble fucking work (I legit tried every one-2 out of service-3 out of order and 3 just toss the clothes around without drying them and spent 4 hours on it) Fuck it go back to my room with all my wet clothes and hang them up and finally go to sleep at 4AM. Wake up a hour ago and check VLR and see TEC LOST WITH RB CARRYING EVERY MAP.

Cant get a fucking break here man, my goat carries but his team is still shit :(

Surf tried last year and Fr0st didnt let him

johnqt finna get banned for purposfuley leaking LEVs vods

he legit just played this morning vs NOVA and fried

Bros not even close to being the Lakia of Valorant

100% vlr system is weird like that...

just did :)

EDITED there are only 2 actual 1v5s like wed think but these other ones are counted by VLR system as 1v5s, added info and links for each one

VLR counts it as a 1v5 sooooo

https://www.vlr.gg/130617/paper-rex-vs-edward-gaming-valorant-champions-2022-group-stage-opening-a/?game=95029&tab=overview

He’s had a lot of 1v4s but he did 1v5 EDG during champs 22

Those weren’t straight 1v5s they were 5ks

ok so i did this through VLR which just counts if a round win happens with 1 person vs 5- so some of these arent actual 1v5s like youd think
Champs 24: Beyn 1v5 v TE Flashback sticks the spike here but then everyone on DRX dies except Beyn and he ends the round as the last man standing vs 5 players standing for TE
Madrid: Forsaken vs EDG This is what we all think of as 1v5
Champs 22: Tacolilla v TL (MY GOAT) counted as a 1v5 because he got 2 kills then the spike went off killing the other 3 after he diedand Mindfreak v EDG another weird one, Mindfreak gets a kill on kayo ulte smoggy and jinggg dies before his raze ult hits zmjjkk so when kk/smoggy die it technicly counts as 1v5 for Mindfreak
Copenhagen: Marved v GLD again Marved lives while 5 members of GLD cant plant due to time so its counted as a 1v5
Reykavik 22: Stax v PRX this one is an actual 1v5 and Bezn v ZETA almost, gets 4 of them in the 1v5 dies but spike explodes killing last one

neither of these players are top 5 itw and one of them isnt even top 25

Hades (NA)

Crashies and Victor in the big 2024

hes playing the hardest role with a completely new team enviorment, new igl and new coach. + its an off season event where they have little/to no practice. He played very well all things considered and im proud of him

zellsis is a very good player. hes not the best fs but he is certaintly above average

They are waiting for SEN and LEV to drop ppl duirng the off season and pick them up

For SEN they dropped Pancada and now this off season they are bound to drop someone else
In 23 LEV picked up Keznit only to drop him before season started, in 24 it was NZR, in 25 Aspas?? Demon1 maybe if Aspas stays?? either way EG are poaching them

nothing against cNed,

he's just never gonna be as good as xeus.

glad he proved me right because i liked how he played in tier 2 from what little i saw of him

-ban
+Sscary

move jitboys back to flex where he fried and add the best thai player on smokes

^

love this idea

sliggy is only watchpartying finals

tenz took all their fans lmao

EIther gonna be 24 NRG or PRX

they have both lmao
Derke
Kicks
Trexx
Sayf
Less

if less so good why didnt he go shanghai? why didnt he go champs?

22 Pancada>
23 Aspas>
24 Cauanzin>
25 Sayf>

that too, also the right enviroment is important. Dont drink lots if your with ppl u dont trust/unkown place

bro hasnt had the best aim on his team since 2021 lmao

Depends how much you drink. Im 6'2 around 220-230 pounds and Ive never had more than a few drinks and the most ive ever gotten was slightly tipsy. Know your limits, if your boostio in height and tenz in weight dont drink a lot, if your mada in height and leaf in weight go crazy.

Rb

TEC have After (the 2nd best coach in CN) and Haodong (2nd best igl in CN) who got EDG to top 6 in Champs in 23 (plus Haodong assistnt coached EDG to 1st in Champs) Abo wont have to igl anymore which will let him play his peak (which is very high) paired with Neon meta (Rb is the best neon itw) TEC is primed to do extremly well in CN and make it to the intl stage

1. Optic?
2. TEC + TE +FPX + STFU they shocked you last year theyll do it again
3. sure whatever
4. No way the game lasts another 18 years lmao (also the goat is Rb)
5. I havent seen that
6. No its Americas and its not close
7. Yes also duelists without good setup are very hard to do well (look at demon1)
8. Yes LOUD would have won but they prob still get 2nd
9. Yes
10. Yes (cough xeppaa cough asuna)
11. Yes on both
12. 100% #freeChet #banJohnQT
13. Eh they didnt choke Shanghai/champs but they def choked EMEA leauge

Rb>

mickey mouse champs win>mickey mouse masters and invitational win

hey you forgot asuna and xeppaa on your list

Rb

W

Look at the past 2 years at the top teams vs where they were predicted

23:
1st-EG-predicted last in americas
2nd: PRX-predicted top 3 in Pacific
3rd: Loud-predicted top 5 in Americas
4th: FNC-predicted best in EMEA
5/6th: DRX-predicted best in Pacific
5/6th: EDG predicted not to win a game
7/8th: BLG wasnt even good enough to be predicted
7/8th: predited near bottom

24:
1st EDG: predicted top of china/middle intl
2nd: TH: predicted near bottom of EMEA
3rd: LEV: predicted top 3 Americas
4th: SEN: predicted top 3 Americas
5/6th: FNC predicted best itw
5/6th: DRX predicted 2nd best team in Pacific
7/8th: G2 predicted middle of Americas
7/8th: TE Wasnt even good enough to be predicted

governor is the best player on tln

nivera, bro aced in his first round