(rules: teams must be made of all players who were ever signed on that roster-wont include 2G since they got relegated)

G2: Jawgemo/JonahP/Trent/Valyn/Leaf
SEN: Zekken/Narrate/Sacy/TenZ/JohnQT
MIBR: Aspas/Heat/Verno/Xenom/Cortezia
KRU: Keznit/DantedeuS/Heat/Mazino/Shyy
LEV: Aspas/Sato/Mazino/Kingg/Keznit
LOUD: Aspas/Saadhak/Sacy/Pancada/Less
EG: Jawgemo/Ethan/C0M/Demon1/Boostio
NRG: Mada/Ethan/Crashies/S0M/FNS
FUR: Dgzin/Mwzera/Heat/TuyZ/Qck
C9: Oxy/TenZ/Zellsis/V1C/Leaf
100T: Cryocells/Ethan/Eeiu/Bang/Boostio

DRG is relevant because they have a cute dragon logo

BLG last time you were relevant Trump was arrested and had his mugshot taken 😹🫵
DRG your gonna win champs 😹🫵
EDG Hasnt been good since S1mon 😹🫵
XLG Qualed to Champs and will still have to go to Asencion 😹🫵
PRX lost 0-2 v ZETA and you think they have a chance? 😹🫵
RRQ your igl is more likely to start beef with yay then win a trophy 😹🫵
T1 your coach will spend more time finding someone to blame for missed shots than coming up with strats 😹🫵
DRX your coach has a personal harem of subs that are all shit we dont even know whos playing 😹🫵
TL cant even make fun of them ngl Nats is him
GX your coach is Pipson 😹🫵
FNC last time you won a event the Titanic claimed 5 more lives 😹🫵
TH 😹🫵
G2 cant even win with prime tejo vs Tbums how you think they winning ts 😹🫵
NRG 😹🫵
SEN fans dont even care about ts team they know the rosters only hope is tenz 😹🫵
MIBR are so ass the only thing they competing for is breaking their own worst team at intl record 😹🫵

s0n staff hate men who wear skirts 😔

no many players are trilingual

Why is no one talking about the real reason SEN fell off? Cutting Drewspark

SEN trophies with Drewspark: 2 (1 intl 1 regional)
SEN trophies since cutting Drewspark: 0

Demon1 is about to win his 2nd champs syfm

updated

good point updated

sen are not winning anything-they need changes

HC: Potter
AC: Kaplan
Duel: Zekken
Flex igl: Boostio
Initator: Narrate
Smokes: Chichoo
Sentinel: Demon1

Thoughts?

🐍

DRG Demon1

4 does not equal 5 my friend

To preface this—the Ascension team is the team of 5 + coach who WON Ascension; if they made changes, that is no longer the same team

TGRD/G2-did not field their ascension roster in t1
BLD-did not field their ascension roster in t1
M8-were not competitive
DRG-did not field their ascension roster in t1
2G-did not field their ascension roster in t1
NS-were not competitive
BOOM-did not field their ascension roster in t1
APK-did not field their ascension roster in t1
XLG-did not field their ascension roster in t1

Demon1 gon crush that bum 🗣️🗣️

😭

now that would be a GOOD roster move and 100T have never done one of those

Keznit is joining GENG with Rb trust

My sources have confirmed this is the roster 100T is vying for

Zikz (HC)
Desmo (AC)
Cryocells (Duelist)
Asuna (Flex)
Eeiu (Initiator)
Koalanoob (Smokes igl)
Ardiis (Sentinel)

0-6 💀💀

Demon1 emegency subs defeats his demons in NRG in the champs grand final

FUR uses their vct money on their cs roster

good players does not make a good org

C9
EG
100T
FUR
LOUD
MIBR
GE
RRQ
TS
TLN

idk much about CN/EMEA but KOI as an org is surely better than these

@NRGSUPERFAN is a huge Demon1 fan he loves this

shhh bro that was so 1 hour ago lets stay in the present

😭😭dont worry breeze isnt in the pool

Demon1 has never not made the grand final of an intl event he has attended
Demon1 has never not won a champions he attended
Demon1 has never not been the best player at a champions he attended

Bois ace vs rise https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLaBzx0FhYg

bro why are we shaming me i just bought a new one

HC: Immi
Duel: Oxy
Flex igl: Mitch
Initiator: C0M
Smokes: V1C
Sentinel: Tex

Me and Sang-min are tight

i dont even mod man :(

😹🫵

Nongshim RedForce lets go of margaret

With margaret's departure, Nongshim RedForce's full roster is now:
Kim "margaret" Ji-woo (김지우)

??

shes busy rn lil bro ill tell her you left a message

Yoru/Sova/Astra/Vyse/Chamber

touched in the head

real fix

Duel-Babybay
Flex-Zekken
Init-Narrate
Smokes-Mindfreak
Senti igl-Boostio

because he knows sacy made his entire career and hes getting dropped for an actual igl next year

bro they lost against pipson 😭😭😭

thrembo?

trembo?

trembolonaRage?

STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

that was deserved tho your girl was a serial killer Rb helped put her away

I have it all on tape but NRG is sponsered by the US gov and they threatned to nuke me if I relase it

as for the podcast...it might make a return idk

NRG Ethan killed my dog and stole my car

…wtf thats an animal

no

1. Reyna
2. Neon
3. Jett
4. Raze

everyone else I would not

let me geuss you play raze/neon?

Classic-remove fuck ass right click
Shorty-remove
Sherif-remove the 145 range limit just make it perma 150 for headshot
Bucky-remove
Judge-remove
Marshal-make fire rate slower
Outlaw-make scope in slower
Op-decrease movement speed when holding
Odin-fire rate slower

Feel like these chages will really help the state of the game. Thoughts?

im a phoenix player