gave out a lot more info but this is what i thought was relevant :D you should do it yourself cause its scary how much it gets right-for me it got my age, that i go to college and my ethnic background

💬 Posting Behavior & Style
Ultra‑active: posts multiple threads per day, claims to get to “10K posts in a month” and considers long sleep sessions sacrilege.
🧠 Psychological Profile
Addicted to numbers: Obsession with post counts suggests validation via forum metrics.
Energizer Bunny: Claims to never sleep and thrives on late-night threads — particularly during VCT matches.
🏆 Community Status & Recognition
Known for rivalry with other heavy posters like simp4s0m, cameran, cloudberry, and the “most unemployed player” league.

just said give me a profile on this person based on the vlr posts and gave a link to my profile

Based on my VLR posts, ChatGPT was able to deduce a lot (just straight violating me):

⚔️ Community Presence & Recognition
Community Engagement: Participates in threads about site improvements and features. He added commentary like:
“Don’t click I lost my girlfriend” on a thread about new feature suggestions. ⁣

🧠 Psychological Profile
Diagnosed with Terminal Rb Glazing Syndrome — symptoms include irrational defense of RB’s utility usage and delusional Tier 1 team-building plans.

💻 Online Behavior
Post Frequency: Unholy. 6,700+ messages. Sleeps only during map pauses.

Posting Style:
40% nuclear hot takes
25% calling other users “mid” or “delusional”
20% anime references
10% fake confidence about girls
5% “I won’t be on tonight” posts (lies)

🏆 Achievements
Ranked #4 in “Best VLR Users” poll with a negative rep — elite hater tier
Founder of multiple pick’ems that went 0-5
Once said: “Fuck it, I’m making my own team” and drafted NRG 2023

ngl I hate they replaced will after he was by far their best player at champs-but 100T did win RBHG and look good-doubt theyll get higher than top 8 tho

Idk bro I think SEN got this one

TenZ (hes back)
Zekken (top flex)
Dephh (top igl)
Sacy (best init itw)
Pancada (best smokes itw)

I mean FNC were decent and Chron is def a huge upgrade but I feel like people are overrating them too much-like youre telling me Leo is supposed to match up to Sacy? yeah that aint happening

hell no. Nats will 1v5 that bum ass team

With Lock//IN on the horizon im so excited for this team! At champs they almost beat FNC and DRX and could have made it out of groups. Dgzin is amazing, qck and khalil go crazy and mazin is a stellar igl. And on top of that they got one of the best brazillian players in Mwzera. Im so excited for this team I really think they can go far

Rb will win champs 2025-he will not be washed and also win champs 2026

1. Dambi

the rest dont matter

(asuna last)

Rb WILL win champs 2026

Cned-looks promising but stuck with bums
Zeek-t2
Bonecold-retired
Kiles-who?
Starxo-t2
Sacy-retired
Saadhak-running batshit comps
Less-stuck with d0rke
Pancada-stuck with l00d
Aspas-stuck with artzin
Semen1-washed
Boostio-benched
Ethan-worst igl in t1
Cum-washed
Jaw-washed
Zmjjkk-washed
Smoggy-washed
Chichoo-washed
Nobody-washed
S1mon-got out while he still could

how we losing to dfm

logan
wolfen
xand
axeddy
askia
liazzi

a fut with a champs winning mvp

C9 had 5 bums they found off the street

coming out of the woodworks like flies 😭😭like how is your team this shit that you are arguing about 12-5 loss

need to win 1 round vs need to win 1 round

if you made it youd be in KRUs place and that KRU was on a similar level to that NRG-you def had a chance at champs

spotted the NRG fan

difference is M8s can bounce back and win the series-and if they dont they can bounce back and qual to playoffs

NRG couldnt win 1 round which lost them the game, playoffs, and their year

This was 1st map-2nd game of a regional stage. M8s can still come back and win the series-and even if they lose they still are able to make playoffs

the 12-5 on the otherhand lost NRG the series, and their shot at playoffs-if they won 1 round they wouldve made playoffs.

12-5 is worse than the 12-4. Keep coping NRG fans

2G would also destroy TH so not a good argument

that furia would 13-7 13-8 this th

context: https://www.vlr.gg/130632/drx-vs-furia-valorant-champions-2022-group-stage-opening-d/?game=95074

You will NOT comeback 12-4. Only DRX led by my goat Rb can come back from 12-4

Edit: uh

RB DID IT ON INTL STAGE YOU WILL NEVER CATCH TH DOING THIS ON AN INTL

"kill the boy and let the man be born"-Hades 2025

hold up his writing is fire

no.

they get destroyed 3-0 by EG
they lose 2-0 by BLG
they beat Zeta 2-0
they lose 2-0 by BLG
fns and s0m leave to streaming
ardiis goes to emea

but thats just a theory

Dambi
Francis
Rb
Persia
Ivy
Silkanon

FNC still lose cause they got bum ass hiber and mistic on that team

Rb carries this team to a trophy

Zekken: flex
Narrate: scan
B0ng: smokes
JohnQT: Sentinel
Zellsis: Duelist

lock it in

thats what happens when he can no longer smurf for content

mikes: 2 intl wins
pipson: 2 intl wins

T1 team hands down. At the end of the day this is a job and even the worst t1 teams pay more than almost every t2 team. +even if you lose you still get recognition and if youre good enough you can move up easier than a t2 player

@kirya wtf I thought what we had was real

Tarik so goated he pulls all the huzz with this win

Massachusetts is home to Boston where Tarik won the major. Greatest state in the country

I won’t be on VLR tonight I’m gonna be meeting a girl tonight, a real girl (not that you’d understand anyway) so don’t reply to me I will probably air you, this is a opportunity I cannot pass on, (not that you’ve experienced this) she’s actually very interested in me and it’s not a situation where I can use my time messaging VLR degenerates (like yourself) this is my life now and I won’t spend it on you as I will be with a girl tonight (you wouldn’t understand) it’s fine for me to move on from such things because I will be with a women tonight.

seems to be going down every year

23 there was 11
FUT
FNC
NAVI
TL
EDG
PRX
DRX
T1
EG
NRG
LOUD

it says shes a model student as in good student/good grades-but socially shes an outcast

idk who lied to you but its legit EXACTLY what you asked for

outcast guy x outcast girl

the writng is peak and romance is very realistic

Oregairu

peak

lmao

What EDG despratley need is NOT a fragger-but someone who is passionate and has impeciable util and calling

EDG is extremly rich so money is not a factor

with these qualifications in mind there is a lft player who can play flex with amazing util-who has led a team to a masters win and is known for amazing strats:

FNS

EDG FNS WILL win champs

??

HOLY FIRE 🔥🔥🔥Had to make it my new twitter pfp too

https://x.com/nsr_valorant/status/1947891256656597482

@Kirya

R and B are very pretty