real

I got no choice man, at least the raptors won a championship in 2019.

no but he knows that I shitpost and he knows that VLR bullies me

Yeah bro I'm a tottenham fan, a raptors fan, a Leafs fan, all my teams suck ass

totally not Chatgpt

Ye bro you can live under the stairs in one of the buildings for $3 a year I'll give you a discount

I'm doing good anyth1ng, how are you?

I'm a property administrator for a property management company unfortunately. Don't like landlords but don't like being homeless either.

Ah hell nah burritx yo ahh tweakin

bro is going through it

ye I got a spreadsheet open on my other monitor no cap gangy

DRG Clears

I am, im just yapping from my desk (my boss left the office)

I nned to know RIGHT NOW! When is the next night market coming?

also w flag 🐐

an astute one at that my good sire

wholesome -500 😔

Ur mom faltered down to her knees

An intervention for being bored at work? Im making money getting rich ya feel me

ong

bro got lost on vlr lmao

holes everywhere, buck ass teeth, loud, lives in a pineapple under the sea

Im at work bozo

Unfortunately, AI is funnier than all of VLR :(

🔫🎯 Just realized I've been using my ult to escape sticky situations in Valorant more often than I use it to actually get kills. 😅 Guess I'm the MVP of retreats, not exactly what I signed up for, but hey, gotta keep the team alive somehow, right? 🏃‍♂️💨 #UltimateEscapeArtist #ValorantStrats

what does this mean?

I laterally am though

my pants aren't square

W

Bro is Bouncing on my wood. Hop off before you get a splinter

his response was "hahaha maybe when ascension starts yes"

Haha lol am i right? #ShieldWallStrats 💪😂

People were stealing my flow, I had to assert my dominance

Reyna was always doo doo butt, she was just used by people with good aim

🔥🎮 Just dropped into a Valorant match and accidentally bought 10 shields instead of a gun. 🤦‍♂️ Now I'm out here blocking bullets like I'm Captain America while my team's yelling at me to actually shoot something. 🛡️💥 Guess I'm the team's designated human shield now. 🤷‍♂️ Who needs firepower when you've got indestructible abs, am I right? 💪😂 #ValorantFail #ShieldWallStrats

BRO

bro acting like you didn't do what I did

This post gets upvotes but mine gets down voted????

I am a trend setter it seems

Bro thought he could piggy back off my VLR post using chatgpt bros not slick. I respect it though

Ok I will tell him now, I will even put it in a video for him

LMAO

Im just bored at work, sorry I'll do better next time :(

This is totally fully written by me and not Chat GPT. The prompt was totally not "Write a funny VLR post about valorant". I would never lie.

🔥🎮 Calling all Valorant addicts! 🎮🔥

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have discovered that playing Valorant is the most effective way to prepare for the zombie apocalypse! 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ Turns out, dodging Jett's knives is excellent practice for dodging those undead munchers!

💥 Forget cardio, just clutch a round in Valorant! 💥 Who needs a gym membership when you've got spike plants to defuse and enemies to outsmart? 💪

🚀 And in other news, Sova mains have officially been declared the best at hide-and-seek. We swear, they could find Waldo in a crowd of clones!

🎉 Drop your funniest Valorant moments below and let's keep the good vibes rolling! Remember, it's just a game... until someone steals your ace! 😂 #ValorantLife #SpikeRushSilliness

What did you say about Canada?

REAL

Korean team is goated, but then Lakia drags them down to the ground. Lakia takes that team from top 3 to bottom 2

I've never played any of the FromSoft games but I was tempted with Eldin Ring. Should I start?

No one can save us now... except for our glorious king Pujan

"I hope we don't have any fallout between us. Fallout New Vegas"