hehehehe y0y

When tf did Dark Zero start existing here?

Australia in terms of Valorant is a part of APAC

CanadaMan, Team Scylla

Champions Toronto 2026

Zellsis is underrated skill and game sense wise, people put him into that "Vibe merchant" bubble too much even though his energy and the vibes he bring are really important. But imo Ethan is on another level. His util usage especially flashes is insane and top 5 in all of tier 1.

i got timed out in Sliggys chat for saying TMV is dumb stupid and old

real

bro is the overthinking hooper

I know I don't deserve my 4 stars thats for sure

Me when I smoke crack cocaine

Surely my Americas pickems also go 100% because I am so smart right?

Americas: https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/e5ee7f5a

My EMEA and APAC pickems for split 2 are 100% correct so far and there is no way that will ever change... right?

EMEA: https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/e1587f08
APAC: https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/9f2cae75

Bro put Abyss 2nd

Its doable but I think Viper Omen will be the meta for controllers, maybe Harbor Viper

Valid

I put Abyss above Breeze and Icebox because at least its fun, it's terrible for comp but its fun for 10 mans or unrated with friends. Icebox and Breeze are just shit

Everything about your list is understandable except for Fracture being that low

Bro is bouncing on my wood

hop off my meat

Unfortunately yes, DRG Clears Wolves. I will be changing my flair to DRG, I had to support my Arab brothers but my love for DRG goes beyond space and time.

bruhmphrey changed me, I will never used Chatgpt again

I saw someone post here a map ranking that was just wrong so here's mine (Best to worst)

1. Fracture
2. Haven
3. Lotus
4. Bind
5. Split
6. Ascent
7. Sunset
8. Pearl
9. Abyss
10. Icebox
11. Breeze

Thoughts?

I have never been wrong

I updated that in my post about the neon buffs

"This buff to me changes everything. I will not be going anywhere. The world will know my name as the one who made riot nerf neon. I am the chosen one."

1. Dragons are cool
2. Logo is cool
3. vo0kashu
4. TvirusLuke
5. Logo is a dragon which as I stated earlier is cool making the logo cool x7
6. Team Colours are cool

I am Dragons #1 Ranger

The whole reason Superman has his powers is because hes on earth. Back on Krypton hes just a normal Kryptonian. The Sun in our solar system plus the weaker gravity is why he has powers.

I aint clicking your scam link bro get someone elses IP

Gender has nothing to do with whether you can move a mouse and click a keyboard

Maybe its because I come from seige, but I would love SSG, BDS, luminosity, Virtus.pro, soniqs

All Caps MF DOOM

TenZ? ETHAN?

God lied because DRG are winning Champs 2024

Just play a bunch of DMs and TDMs just to get the feel of everything back. Play a couple swifts or unrated after that before you jump back in to comp. Maybe watch analysis videos or just watch highlights of Tier 1 Val games. Also vod review your own games and analyze your own mistakes.

I would rather be a giraffe or an ant

No ascent is boring because its been the same old meta with the same old meta comps with no significant variation since the maps release.

Ascent = boring
Sunset = repetitive and cringe postplant B
Pearl = Go B and spam from long simulator
Fracture = Actual good fun map that requires team play so low ranks think its bad because no one comms
Bind = Pretty good actually
Abyss = Fun but will not be good in comp. will have to see about pro play though.
Haven = Good map
Split = I personally don't like it that much but it is a good map that is fun to watch.
Lotus = Good map but unevenly balanced.
Breeze = Dog ass map
Icebox = I like it but it is an ass map with bad design

every Canadian lives in Toronto

Bro went 1-25 that's insane

No its straight to think another man is hot don't worry bro.

This post is my magnum opus. Thank you Bruhmphrey

You caused this, my freedom. Thank you.

Fortnite, Amogus, sus balls baka. Valorant fortnite amongus card

Thank you Bruhmphrey you reinvigorated my love for shit posting I will return to doing it straight from the heart again!

You have reinvigorated my passion for shitposting from the heart. I will start now!

Im not going to Eaton Center lol but thank for this "Totally not written by chatgpt" apology. Its all fun it just got a bit creepy.

I send him screenshots when you guyys bully me :(

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

chatgpt

Fun but bad for comp and pro play

any list that doesnt have westjett

:0

imma start posting "random" shorts and tiktoks that are just mine