?? Calling all Valorant addicts! ??

🔥🎮 Calling all Valorant addicts! 🎮🔥

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have discovered that playing Valorant is the most effective way to prepare for the zombie apocalypse! 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ Turns out, dodging Jett's knives is excellent practice for dodging those undead munchers!

💥 Forget cardio, just clutch a round in Valorant! 💥 Who needs a gym membership when you've got spike plants to defuse and enemies to outsmart? 💪

🚀 And in other news, Sova mains have officially been declared the best at hide-and-seek. We swear, they could find Waldo in a crowd of clones!

🎉 Drop your funniest Valorant moments below and let's keep the good vibes rolling! Remember, it's just a game... until someone steals your ace! 😂 #ValorantLife #SpikeRushSilliness

man this is so funny thanks for making this up on the fly

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💥 I am losing I am losing I am losing I am losing! 💥 I am losing I am losing I am losing I am losing I am losing I am losing I am losing I am losing I am losing I am losing? 💪

🚀 I am losing I am losing, I am losing I am losing I am losing I am losing I am losing I am losing. I am losing, I am losing I am losing I am losing I am losing!

🎉 I am losing I am losing I am losing I am losing I am losing I am losing I am losing! I am losing, I am losing I am losing... I am losing I am losing I am losing! 😂 # I am losing # I am losing

I am a trend setter it seems

This post gets upvotes but mine gets down voted????

This is totally fully written by me and not Chat GPT. The prompt was totally not "Write a funny VLR post about valorant". I would never lie.