I HAVE BEEN UNCHAINED. I AM FREE FROM MY SHACKLES AND CAN TERRORIZE DIAMOND/ASC LOBBIES WITH MY NEON POWERS. BECAREFUL ILLINOIS SERVERS, CANADAMAN NEON IS COMING.

I respect this level of shitposting. I'm almost sad I didn't do it

worst thing to happen to Valorant twitter. An actual loser idiot

I'm using the Team Falcons flair because VLR doesn't have the underground gaming flair. I would like to see Falcons in franchising though. Maybe we can actually have team that is the "ME" in EMEA

I havent seen anyone with mine

600 dpi
0.233 sens
Diamond 1

Toronto FC

love you too cookie

what do you mean rare?

hola amigo

I love PRX but they played bad and a lot worse than they usually do. They have always played with that aggressive peak everything playstyle, the difference is they used to do it as a team, trading each other, multiple people swinging together or swinging off util. They were taking a bunch of unnecessary solo fights, solo swings with no trades, and barely playing off of each others util, it was bad.

you should google Goatsi tbh

Where yay?

Probably the worst VLR user. Unfunny and stupid. Retweet if agree

Does Sentinels count as a region?

"Shut the fuck up canadaman"

• RonaldMcDonald (May 30, 2024)

its all a conspiracy. Big EMEA is trying their hardest to make the glorious United States of America crumble

mogus

bro can you let a man distract himself from work in peace 😭

this masters will get better when, after 100t beat PRX in the grand finals, as they’re celebrating glass shatters like stone cold Steve Austin’s entrance music plays as the goats DRG sprint onto the stage and 13-0 100Ls for the trophy

welp indeed

real (he bullies me every day)

Bro used my Legal first name then downvoted my reply

bro.....

How did I make this list bro?

I'm being harassed by VLR

no thats my twin brother Meekay we were separated at birth. Bro doesn't know the lore

oh no

TMV is a washed british old man

my life is being ruined in real time

I've fallen off unfortunately

no need to be mean man

I'm not falling for this trap

beaver_man ..... Canadaman.... Are we long lost brothers?

CanadaMan>

bruhmphrey is blatantly stealing my identity in front of all you and no one seems to care. I fear he actually thinks he's me. help.

bro is stealing my identity in broad daylight in front of everyone on VLR and no one cares. This is my Jokaar moment

-$13 per hour

bro thinks hes me

I'll give you a nice crisp $5 and a firm handshake if that gets reduced to 1 year of being forced to read every vlr thread that gets created.

A man can't even shitpost in peace smh what has this world come to 😞

your honor I'm innocent I swear. I'm too handsome to go to jail :(

TMV doesn't pay me to shitpost unfortunately. Technically my boss does it since I do it at work.

Step 1, Hate TMV CanadaMan Warlordwibz

I brought up 4 content creators, which one am i advertising for?

Thank you for the gold kind stranger tips Fedora

I'm gonna teach you guys a quick hack on how to cheat The System™ and get a lot of upfrags on vlr.

Step 1, Hate TMV and spread that hate everywhere.
Step 2, Hate a specific region. It doesn't matter which one just remember to stay dedicated to the bit.
Step 3, type y0y as a reply to every thread created.
Step 4, Either really hate or really love TenZ and/or Sentinels as a whole and don't shut up about it either way.
Step 5, Last step, spam replies and rage bait in every thread you see pop up on the home page.

(Optional step: be funny and attractive like CanadaMan)

I will tell him and I will make him cry thinking about it

oh no I hate him as well he very mean to me :(

I'm not a paid mod, I'm a mod for him for a reason because I enjoy his streams and watch parties. I was just stating my opinion on the best streamers doing VCT watch parties. My fault I forgot vlr hates TMV.