Which VALORANT team wins in a fight?

Some pro VALORANT teams decide to fight each other IRL. It's a battle royale in a large open field. But it's not the actual players that show up, it's the actual description of the team:

Sentinels: Five average prison guards.
100T: 100 unarmed Victorian-era children who steal from factories and shops to make ends meet. Elusive, but they're weak due to malnourishment.
Cloud9: Nine literal clouds.
Gen.G: Gen.G apparently stands for Generation Gaming. Five average gamers show up.
TSM: TSM's current midlaner, PowerOfEvil.
T1: Tyler1, complete with headset and tank top.
Renegades: Five bushrangers.
Soniqs: 5x Sonic the Hedgehog, movie version.
CLG: The rapper Logic, armed with a kitchen counter.
Fnatic: A crazed Fnatic fan, complete with Fnatic jersey.
Gambit: A chess player, average elo.
Ninjas in Pyjamas: Five feudal Japanese ninjas. Due to budget cuts they've had to ditch their normal garb for their pyjamas.
Team BDS: The man the team is named after, Patrice Bailo De Spoelberch.
Vision Strikers: Five men armed with really bright lasers. Can induce short-term blindness.
Crazy Raccoon: A raccoon suffering from rabies.
Team Vikings: A group of five Norse warriors.
Gamelanders: Five gamers who are afraid of the sea.

I tried to avoid teams which would be too unfair, such as Immortals or FunPlus Phoenix. Also feel free to suggest some other teams - for example, I couldn't think of anything for Version1 or FaZe.

Which team wins?
Bonus round: They play a VALORANT tournament. The teams which are a single person or thing have five versions of themselves.

T1 wins easily

brimstone gaming

vision strikers, tyler1 is short thus is prone to many attacks and can only compete in short range fighting, and he prob cant throw hands, he doesnt seem like a guy who can fight

Tf u saying?

well if we're talking realistically and factually, then soniqs would win in every scenario. 5 sonic the hedgehogs instantly beat every single person on that list. sonic can move at the speed of sound and just obliterate all of them.

c9, cause how the fuck do you kill clouds, the only thing that can kill clouds is themselves

i mean if we are placing bets. you'd be stupid not to pick Soniqs.

I mean Soniqs would terrify the shit out of everyone. They'd drop unconscious just because of the fear it brings. But I mean Guild would be scary because imagine 500 gamers who have no life chasing after you. The thought of that scares me.

For the bonus question I think Evil Geniuses would destroy everyone in the Valorant tournament if you are doing the description of the teams. I mean it's possible that they could matchfix and get banned but I bet they are smart enough not to do that.

Or I guess you could say NaVi for both of them because Natus Vincere literally means born to win. So they could probably win I guess. Or maybe they're just gamers who have no life and play cod 20 hours a day and think they're the incarnation of god. At least they might be able to beat EG in the Valorant tournament.

Soniqs since in the movie sonic could literally cause a power outage from running around a baseball field, so think of what he could do when he was on like some open battlefield. plus sonic had portals to anywhere in the universe in the movie.
Other choice would be vikings since vikings were fucking wilding bro. IDK if they would actually win but vikings (the people of the norse) are fucking awesome