tips for bottom teams

yo if u a bottom tier team, struggling in vct it’s time to cook 🧑‍🍳.

step 1: drop the whole roster, no mercy 👋👋 bye bye step 2: sell all ur fancy stuff cars, houses, maybe ur soul 🏦💰🙀💀 step 3: pull up to the bank, ask for a mega loan, and if they hesitate, slap down a goat pic 🐐 as collateral.
now heres the strat - throw the bag 💵💵 at aspas (he’s HIM fr 🤑) and the rest? throw them some pocket change pennies their only job? bait for aspas like their lives depend on it 🤠
boom. next year? easy top 5 finish at champions 🙀🙀. no scrims, no strats, just aspas diff 😼😼. ez clap 😺

ACTUALLY YEAH
JUST GET ASPAS

Naah bro got an easier idea:

1) Use all your money and possessions and invest into a scientist that will invent a human cloning machine.
2) scientist makes the machine , now engage into friendly behaviour with the other teams and form connections , now invite their pros to make some content for your team with their players , clone the players

Yeah that’s a good idea 🔥