I play white : 1- e4
1 d3
You can’t play d3 as black. I’m playing white
Fine we capture on d2 check
bro idk what am i even playing i said random numbers skull emoji
racist
e5
2- Nf3
c5
Nc6
3- Nc3
1 a3
Illegal move
d6
i bite my lip and play black : 1- b5
I bite your lip and mate you (in game ofc)
what
Rook a1 check
e7
king takes king gg
I asked chatgpt and it said "kings side rook takes queen"
idk how thats possible as a first move but geuss its your turn
my queen identifies as transformer , blows up the chess board and turns into Maruti Suzuki 800
Oh hell na I’m NOT playing YALL
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