Chess me vs you

I play white : 1- e4

1 d3

e5

c5

1 a3

d6

i bite my lip and play black : 1- b5

what

Rook a1 check

e7

Cluckyistaken [#2]

1 d3

You can’t play d3 as black. I’m playing white

king takes king
gg

trmnl [#3]

e5

2- Nf3

Jarvuy [#11]

You can’t play d3 as black. I’m playing white

Fine we capture on d2 check

nobody___100 [#4]

c5

2- Nf3

Jarvuy [#11]

You can’t play d3 as black. I’m playing white

bro idk what am i even playing i said random numbers skull emoji

Cluckyistaken [#5]

1 a3

Illegal move

I asked chatgpt and it said "kings side rook takes queen"

idk how thats possible as a first move but geuss its your turn

Jarvuy [#11]

You can’t play d3 as black. I’m playing white

racist

my queen identifies as transformer , blows up the chess board and turns into Maruti Suzuki 800

jawn [#7]

i bite my lip and play black : 1- b5

I bite your lip and mate you (in game ofc)

Oh hell na I’m NOT playing YALL

Jarvuy [#15]

2- Nf3

Nc6

Jarvuy [#22]

Oh hell na I’m NOT playing YALL

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nobody___100 [#23]

Nc6

3- Nc3