Valorant Agents in Relationships

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lil-freaky

Sage - Would probably be a good mother. She's caring, and sweet and cute ig.
Brimstone - He's basically a dad.
Astra - Similar to Sage but can't heal people or res.
Clove - Cute, kind, mean, and never dies.
Viper - Very mean strict mother. Also very controlling 🥴
Killjoy - Would make bots to take care of everything when she's away.
Omen - Can TP to you at anytime.
Yoru - TP to you anytime.
Deadlock - When she's mad at you she would gravnet you and wall you in.
Jett - idk
Phoenix - When cold can heat you up.
VYSE - Same as deadlock but no face?

--TIER GAP--

Harbor - He seems like a loser.
Chamber - Would probably give a kid a gun.
Neon - Too young
Reyna - She 100% cheating.
KAY/O - Would make a kid depressed.
Skye - Weird pet shit ew 🤮
Sova - Creeping on a kid with darts.
Fade - She would cheat.

--TIER GAP--

Breach - Criminal 🤮
Raze - Would blow me up
Iso - Would shoot a kid for his shield.
Cypher - Creep 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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cloudberry

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You're calling Cypher a creep when his entire persona is built around the fact that he lost his beloved and he's trying to find her even though she's probably dead

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lil-freaky

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He takes pictures of females without consent. If that's not creepy idk what is. It doesn't even have to be females. Taking pictures of people without consent is weird in general.

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crayon

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y'all are actually restarted and should hug some grass

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CanadaMan

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I know your whole thing is being "freaky" but at least make the tierlist good and make sense

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lil-freaky

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How is this not good?

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CanadaMan

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Cypher would be an amazing lover and father. You can see this in how he treats Killjoy and protects her. Phoenix would 100% be an asshole that would put himself first and cheat, same with Yoru. Neon should be top 3.

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lil-freaky

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Maybe it's me and I'm not up to date with the whole Valorant and character lore with me not knowing cypher protects killjoy.

Also phoenix has always had something with Jett and nobody else so obviously there's something that wouldn't make cheat.

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nutab1e

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your top qualifications for a relationship is how well they can parent you? grow up buddy

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K4ziuHa

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he's an 11yo retard thats the only type of (positive)relationship he knows

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lil-freaky

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So you're saying you would want a partner that would be horrible at parenting your kid

In my opinion I would say that would be not optimal for the kids life if they would have a terrible parent to teach them while they grow up instead of a good parent.

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K4ziuHa

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youre not worthy of that name bud

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lil-freaky

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Bro what do you want me to do? Say Reyna has fat ass and so she would be good in dating? I'm trying my best with this persona bro.

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number1_MIBR_hater

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chamber is basically charlie harper but instead of writing jingles he kills people and instead of substance abuse he copes with his traumas by plotting a multiversal conspiracy

and he also probably bangs chicks and dudes and what-not instead of just chicks

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why raze and neon so low

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K4ziuHa

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fr neon should be at the top she can do crazy things with that speed

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lil-freaky

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Neon is very young maybe 20 max. Doesn't have the life wisdom to do much to be honest. Raze does explode people and has multiple names but she also does like Killjoy I think so maybe I was too harsh.

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kanyefan4238173

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Neon is ideal age

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LycheeBlade

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gekko fully snubbed lmao