Valorant Agents in Relationships

1. Sage - Would probably be a good mother. She's caring, and sweet and cute ig.

2. Brimstone - He's basically a dad.

3. Astra - Similar to Sage but can't heal people or res.

4. Clove - Cute, kind, mean, and never dies.

5. Viper - Very mean strict mother. Also very controlling 🥴

6. Killjoy - Would make bots to take care of everything when she's away.

7. Omen - Can TP to you at anytime.

8. Yoru - TP to you anytime.

9. Deadlock - When she's mad at you she would gravnet you and wall you in.

10. Jett - idk

11. Phoenix - When cold can heat you up.

12. VYSE - Same as deadlock but no face?

--TIER GAP--

13. Harbor - He seems like a loser.

14. Chamber - Would probably give a kid a gun.

15. Neon - Too young

16. Reyna - She 100% cheating.

17. KAY/O - Would make a kid depressed.

18. Skye - Weird pet shit ew 🤮

19. Sova - Creeping on a kid with darts.

20. Fade - She would cheat.

--TIER GAP--

22. Breach - Criminal 🤮

23. Raze - Would blow me up

24. Iso - Would shoot a kid for his shield.

25. Cypher - Creep 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

You're calling Cypher a creep when his entire persona is built around the fact that he lost his beloved and he's trying to find her even though she's probably dead

I know your whole thing is being "freaky" but at least make the tierlist good and make sense

cloudberry [#2]

You're calling Cypher a creep when his entire persona is built around the fact that he lost his beloved and he's trying to find her even though she's probably dead

He takes pictures of females without consent. If that's not creepy idk what is. It doesn't even have to be females. Taking pictures of people without consent is weird in general.

CanadaMan [#3]

I know your whole thing is being "freaky" but at least make the tierlist good and make sense

How is this not good?

lil-freaky [#5]

How is this not good?

Cypher would be an amazing lover and father. You can see this in how he treats Killjoy and protects her. Phoenix would 100% be an asshole that would put himself first and cheat, same with Yoru. Neon should be top 3.

your top qualifications for a relationship is how well they can parent you? grow up buddy

nutab1e [#7]

your top qualifications for a relationship is how well they can parent you? grow up buddy

he's an 11yo retard thats the only type of (positive)relationship he knows

nutab1e [#7]

your top qualifications for a relationship is how well they can parent you? grow up buddy

So you're saying you would want a partner that would be horrible at parenting your kid

In my opinion I would say that would be not optimal for the kids life if they would have a terrible parent to teach them while they grow up instead of a good parent.

CanadaMan [#6]

Cypher would be an amazing lover and father. You can see this in how he treats Killjoy and protects her. Phoenix would 100% be an asshole that would put himself first and cheat, same with Yoru. Neon should be top 3.

Maybe it's me and I'm not up to date with the whole Valorant and character lore with me not knowing cypher protects killjoy.

Also phoenix has always had something with Jett and nobody else so obviously there's something that wouldn't make cheat.

chamber is basically charlie harper but instead of writing jingles he kills people and instead of substance abuse he copes with his traumas by plotting a multiversal conspiracy

and he also probably bangs chicks and dudes and what-not instead of just chicks

why raze and neon so low

lil-freaky [#9]

So you're saying you would want a partner that would be horrible at parenting your kid

In my opinion I would say that would be not optimal for the kids life if they would have a terrible parent to teach them while they grow up instead of a good parent.

youre not worthy of that name bud

kanyefan4238173 [#12]

why raze and neon so low

fr neon should be at the top she can do crazy things with that speed

kanyefan4238173 [#12]

why raze and neon so low

Neon is very young maybe 20 max. Doesn't have the life wisdom to do much to be honest. Raze does explode people and has multiple names but she also does like Killjoy I think so maybe I was too harsh.

lil-freaky [#15]

Neon is very young maybe 20 max. Doesn't have the life wisdom to do much to be honest. Raze does explode people and has multiple names but she also does like Killjoy I think so maybe I was too harsh.

Neon is ideal age

lil-freaky [#4]

He takes pictures of females without consent. If that's not creepy idk what is. It doesn't even have to be females. Taking pictures of people without consent is weird in general.

y'all are actually restarted and should hug some grass

K4ziuHa [#13]

youre not worthy of that name bud

Bro what do you want me to do? Say Reyna has fat ass and so she would be good in dating? I'm trying my best with this persona bro.

gekko fully snubbed lmao