AS A VLR MEMBER

Everyone, it's time for us to step up and uplift our boy Boaster after the tragic loss yesterday and the roasting he got from the VLR community. First things first, let’s organize a "Boaster Bootcamp" to teach him how to aim and actually hit his shots. We can also set up a "Map Awareness 101" class because clearly, he's still getting lost out there. Let's not forget the "Confidence Building" sessions where we remind him that bottom fragging isn’t a lifestyle choice. Maybe we should all send him some personalized motivational posters with slogans like "At least you tried!" and "Participation is what counts!" And finally, let’s start a petition to get him a coach who knows the difference between a strategy and a comedy sketch. Together, we can help Boaster rise from the ashes and, who knows, maybe even carry his team one day.

nah we good

nah we good

I think Boaster is retiring anyway. He mentioned last year that he was retiring soon, so I'm guessing he'll retire, and they'll bring back Leo and put chronicle igl/smokes

Cringe