I have severe diarrhea at the moment and I’m genuinely afraid I might lose consciousness. Haven’t had diarrhea in years but I just ate some spicy chicken sandwich an hour ago and suddenly now im on my toilet curling my toes in and scratching myself constantly to distract the insane pain I feel in my fucking stomach. I just went through two waves of liquid shit waterfalls and I’m currently bracing myself for the third one.
I’m drenched in sweat and I don’t think I can handle anymore. This update goes out to all my fans wishing me for better health, remember to always have peptol bismol in your house.
UPDATE: it think it’s over for me