fighting for my life right now

I have severe diarrhea at the moment and I’m genuinely afraid I might lose consciousness. Haven’t had diarrhea in years but I just ate some spicy chicken sandwich an hour ago and suddenly now im on my toilet curling my toes in and scratching myself constantly to distract the insane pain I feel in my fucking stomach. I just went through two waves of liquid shit waterfalls and I’m currently bracing myself for the third one.

I’m drenched in sweat and I don’t think I can handle anymore. This update goes out to all my fans wishing me for better health, remember to always have peptol bismol in your house.

UPDATE: it think it’s over for me

Bro sounds like me when i drink milk (I'm Lactose intolerant)

you have no fans

Literally a shitpost

gl champ 🫡

lxolotl [#3]

you have no fans

#5

amovie [#6]

#5

shameless

lxolotl [#7]

shameless

everyone should be a fan of themselves ❤️

any updates?

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The_DONG [#9]

any updates?

still bracing, I might be in the eye of the storm right now

The_DONG [#9]

any updates?

He didn't make it, I heard the explosion from here.......

nihso [#10]

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nuh uh it’s very appropriate

Rewu [#12]

He didn't make it, I heard the explosion from here.......

poor toilet:(

oh my god

you got this bro lock in

just remember YOU are in control of your shit, YOU can do this. only YOU can control your own destiny.

I believe in you.