I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of the game. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This team has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye PRX. I am no longer a fan.
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Forsooth, in a fit of rage brought on by a wretched game, I hath shattered mine own television in the presence of thirty guests gathered in mirth. Mine own wife, with tears in her eyes, hath taken our weeping babes to a distant lodging for a week's duration. Verily, this accursed team hath wrought ruin upon mine life and festivity. I can endure no more. Farewell, O PRX, for I shall be thy follower no longer.
In a fit of ungovernable agitation, I found myself driven to the deplorable act of shattering my television in the presence of no fewer than thirty esteemed guests at my soirée, a consequence of the vexations wrought by the infernal game. My dear wife, unable to endure the tumult, has absconded with our tearful progeny, declaring their intent to seek refuge in a hotel for the duration of the week. This accursed team has wrought irreparable havoc upon both my life and my gathering. My fortitude is utterly spent. Farewell, PRX. I shall henceforth cease to count myself among your admirers.
In a tempest of seething fury and heart-wrenching despair, I was driven to the lamentable act of shattering my cherished television, sending shards of glittering glass cascading like falling stars before the horrified gaze of thirty esteemed guests at my soirée. Each fragment mirrored the tumult within my soul, an explosive eruption of anguished frustration born from the relentless torment of that wretched game. My beloved wife, unable to bear the chaos any longer, has fled with our tear-streaked child, seeking refuge in the sterile embrace of a hotel, escaping the devastation wrought by this accursed team. They have left behind a wasteland of shattered dreams and frayed connections, casting me adrift in an ocean of despair. With a heart heavy as lead, I bid farewell to the once-beloved realm of PRX, casting aside my admiration like a tattered cloak. I shall no longer count myself among your loyal followers, for I am forever marked by this tempestuous upheaval, a ghost of my former self, haunted by the scars of this harrowing ordeal.
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