Pro Valorant Gamers

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CanadaMan

We got a number one Victory on Val
Yeah, Valorant, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
got a 6k just last round
my KAY/O got downed
I revived him, now we're heading spawn-bound
Now we're in the CT Spawn streets
Look at the map, spam the marked ping
Take me to your PC to play Valorant today
You can take me to Fracture, but not Abyss
I'd really love to rank up with you
We can be pro Valorant gamers
He says
"Hey broski, you got some heals and a Skye dog?"
"I need healing and I am only at one HP"
Hey dude, sorry, I found nothing on this safari
I checked top mid of Ascent but not the tiles yet
There's a Vandal that's just down there
The Neon is coming fast and you need a gun to prepare
I've got Radianite that I'll spend
More than you can contend
I'm a cool pro Valorant gamer (cool pro Valorant-)
Take me to your PC to play Valorant today
You can take me to Haven, but not Breeze
I'd really love to rank up with you
We can be pro Valorant gamers
La la la, la la
La la la, la la
La la la, la la
Will you be my pro Valorant gamer? (Pro Valorant gamer)
Can we get a win this weekend?
Take me to Lotus
Let's change the game mode and we can Swift Play
Let's hop in a custom
Take me to the T Spawn
I'm running kind of low on fuel, I need to drop my wall
Dressed in all his fancy clothes
He's got Head Hunter and he's probably a pro
He just shot my back
I turn back and I attack
I just got a Jarso clip
A Jarso clip
Take me to your PC to play Valorant today
You can take me to Bind, but not Icebox
I'd really love to rank up with you
We can be pro Valorant gamers

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CanadaMan

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I did this all on my own, what am I doing with my life bruh

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ct_fd_str

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bro wtf did i just read💀

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CanadaMan

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Pro Fortnite Gamer, Valorant Parody by CanadaMan

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loneliness

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shut the FUCK up

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ct_fd_str

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chunkio wannabe

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CanadaMan

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Hello, I am an automated VLR bot. Please tell me how I did today by replying with your feedback! Together VLR can help me become a better bot for the community!

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CanadaMan

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Why is no one replying to this? I worked so hard, I put my blood and sweat into this shitpost just to see it slowing going lower and lower in the recent discussions, what Have I done to deserve this?

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sideshowsbaldhead

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i miss her

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CanadaMan

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Hello, I am an automated VLR bot. Please tell me how I did today by replying with your feedback! Together VLR can help me become a better bot for the community!

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bruhmphrey

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i did the bit better, just admit I'm the better canadian and TMV mod

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CanadaMan

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you did the bit better but you are NOT the better Canadian. You are also NOT a TMV mod

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OBS3RV3R

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2/10 used CT and T instead of defender and attacker

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CanadaMan

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I will ban you but not first just to prove a point

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OBS3RV3R

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If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

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lxolotl

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skibidi sigma rizz ohio goon gyatt edge

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CanadaMan

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Upfrag!

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Abydaby

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a lot of the lyrics can be improved, "Just got an Ace on split" doesnt match with "just touched down in london town"

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CanadaMan

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it replaces "just wiped out tomato town"

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milflover92

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it doesn't rhyme at all tho :( do better canada man i know you're better than this

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CanadaMan

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give me something that fits there and rhymes

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milflover92

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got a 6k just last round
my KAY/O got downed
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milflover92

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"I really love to Sage heal with you
We can be pro Valorant gamers"

could have been
"I'd really love to rank up with you" and then the next line of "We can be pro Valorant gamers" would make more sense

Just missed opportunities tbh

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CanadaMan

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thank you milflover92 I have fixed it it and added your suggestions

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AvgRossiFan

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Bump cause i should not be the last guy to read this cringe

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Cu55Ku55_______

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Absolute brainrot

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bronzil_enjoyer

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this is my kingdom cum better

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BairyHalls

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Thank God i reas the replies first before reading the actual thread
I am sound and safe

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CanadaMan

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but this is super epic