Pokimane or 40 years in prison?

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lemondou

Would you rather play valorant for the rest of your life with pokimane as your duo OR commit a homicide and serve 40 years in a high security prison?

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bananajuice000

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Dinner with potter

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snu snu

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lLoveMen

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I would drop the soap 1000 times over instead of play with p00kim0ne

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dort

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considering that name you'd probably do it regardless

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Kirya

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Id do it regardless

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bronzil_enjoyer

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name checks out

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smthlikeyou11

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how do u survive in saudi

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DogeForPres

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one day when i was high af i was playing on my friends account trying to boost him outta diamond and i randomly got into a lobby with pokimane. asked if she was a 12 year old boy in front of 20k viewers and then proceeded to bottom frag on jett cuz i was seeing stars. actually true story, i can try to find the game log if u want but it was a long time ago

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YeaUrMum

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Find the game and send link here

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lemondou

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Yeah you better do it. Do not disobey your mum

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i love shannon williams

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Night with stax

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bronzil_enjoyer

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...

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agreed but k1ng instead

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seji

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can i change it to a double homicide so theres no chance i have to play

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DerrickRose

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~~shut yo ass up :tinskull:~~

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kanyefan4238173

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How often would I have to play with pokimane

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lemondou

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Every time she logs in

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mommymiIk

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Yeah just lock me up and throw the keys out

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Tryeue2

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I can just mute her right?

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bronzil_enjoyer

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play with pokimane throw every match

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hellfire

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play with poki why would I want to go 40 years to prison lmao

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1phnxe

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Would I get to hit??? 👀👀👀🙏🙏🙏🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

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moshimoshiman24

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wtf bruh HUHHH

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Tryeue2

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1/10^1000 chance

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7whanzussjwbsysbbejskaoao

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how about a 24 hour tech pause in a BO5