not using metric? are they stupid? imagine using cheeseburgers as your measurement
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food is the best comfort for depression understandably since he played with a walking orb
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Why does the UK use sTonES to weigh themselves, mf u expect me to look at rocks and say "yeah I weigh the same as like 12 of them"
"what's the height of statue of liberty?"
"305 Feet"
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whose feets are those?? helllooooo??
Kilogram but for american it weight around 1 million cheeseburgers
the teeth plaque on those british teeth gotta weigh at least 30 pounds
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lmk how long that appointment takes or even if you can get one 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
upside down country
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you lost in war against emus
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lmk when u guys can populate more than your coastal areas
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we lose war against emus (big strong bird very dangerous)
america lose war against rice farmers (pitchfork and bamboo hat >>>>>>>>> $176 billion usd)
Because it used to be the system of choice (British actually invented it I believe) and then we never switched over because we're lazy and "it would cost too much"
Bro created a whole thread just to bully Americans in the name of units 💀💀💀
They dont use metric because they're the most stubborn, fearful of change nation on the planet 😂
I'm sorry I love cheeseburgers, to pay my sin I will eat 100 cheeseburgers a day to be as obese as I can
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