super duper unbiased totally correct list of best valorant players itw. they’re all handsome, rich and the best at the game. better than your favs. the best valorant players to ever valorant. you saw them whiff shots ? no you didn’t. the enemies were bots and their movement were iron level. riot needs to fix the bullet spread. it’s not their fault. anyways it’s not in any particular order
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TenZ - mr. clout himself with the skills to back it up. the best flex in the motherfucking game. yay who? demon1 who? i only know ben tenz. mvp of 2021 and now mvp of playoffs. respect his name.
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pANcada - brazils pride and joy. the best bench warmer in the fucking game. no one makes it toasty like him. 2022 champs mvp and one of the best controllers in the world. he can also spit bars, check out his song with tacolilla. the man can do everything.
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marved - jimmy nguyen is ice cold. the reason why optic won iceland when he mvpd and if you think otherwise, you can fight me. one of the best controllers in the world with bryan luna. also an artist and has a banger song.
(for all intents and purposes, this is half a joke. they’re all number 1 in my heart 💕)