this cool likable chad has over 10,000 posts and is still trying to make random people laugh to this day for attention. If you comment on this post, you will be signing the official petition to interact with this handsome fellow forever under any circumstance (replies to him always, threads about him, always from here on out), including his amazing alt that got the DRX flair i forgot the name of. I think baiters are extremely lame but to see simp4s0m effortlessly making us smile with his baits is the equivalent to that one cool guy at school who vibed with everyone and got along with everyone.
Unfortunately for me, I also happen to be part Japan + a big fan of NRG, but this doesn’t mean I’m being biased towards this amazing user for making people like me look like we’re all funny. I’m NRG fan but I’m not as funny as him. You know how easy it is to call S0m the best controller the world has seen because of how reasonable are all his explanations why S0m is the best and we all agree with hum. This man makes us NRG fans look like we’re not being delusional for supporting them, better than literally any other baiter on this site because of his amazing baiting skills and funny shitposts that no healthy human would have, but he is very healthy and that’s what makes it amazing! I pray for the day the mods on this site actually do their job and give this guy 5 stars. I don’t see anyone else who deserves it.
Again, if you wish to partake in this movement, leave a comment as it would be your signature to this petition in order to make VLR a better place. REMINDER: If you see him say anything, just remember that its almost a certainty that he's genuinely funny and cool (remember he's the get-along-with-anyone kid here right), so all you need to do is just upfrag + comment and then move on with your beautiful day.
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