Agent Abilities in Real Life?

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i was thinking how good or bad the agents would be if they had the abilities irl. like reynas dismiss would be useless, but her being able to heal herself after killing someone seems op. same with raze, her e ability is just a normal grenade lmao and the satchels are as useless as well. jett's dash seems the same way. yoru would be op as hell, steal shit and tp to your home. or sage and skye, they can start a clinic healing people. breach would be the most useless, just flash or stun people lmao no use at all. kj can be good, her turret with infinite bullets can be used by some crimina enterprise im sure. cypher would be a photographer lmao uselsss. viper would be nerfed and buffed irl, she cant post plant irl, but her toxic gas can be used to wreak havoc. what do yous think of the agent irl.

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ait8k

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i need to smoke wathever ur smoking my guy

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hellaeleganceyeah

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walking 10 km without music will do the trick for you

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Supr3meGucci

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I'm going to rob banks with yoru ult and tp ez

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hellaeleganceyeah

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jett op in game, yoru op irl

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Puget

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Omen would literally be the IRL meta

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superfunky

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Be Sage and bring back our dear ones. :)

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pokedyo

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since ult orbs arent real youll have to kill 7 people to get the ult points to revive people close to you

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superfunky

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read the previous replies.

then how yoru will rob bank

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Supr3meGucci

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Getting in with hostages and TPing out

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pokedyo

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Cuz his tp is free and it recharges
Since he's robbing bank he might as well kill 5 people outside the bank, place his tp at home and then rob bank with yoru ult

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WitLitning

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you would have to rob the bank quickly before the tp runs out, could be an issue to consider

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bloodysky

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omen is kinda op since you can use ult globally

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pokedyo

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yoru ult lasts only 10 secs tho

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hellaeleganceyeah

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enough to get into the vault or wherever they keep the money from the entrance of the bank. needs prep ofc. ult in, tp out. but he would also hav to kill 7 people to get his ult so he better carry big bags to make it worth the kills.

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pokedyo

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actually he only needs to kill 5 cuz his ult is 6 points and he gets a free ult point as soon as he spawns at the beginning of the half (in this case birth)

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pokedyo

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PHEONIX ULT IRL

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Paracosm

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all of this is false, they all will become cosplay artists

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ranker11

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I will open up the skye (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

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ciro

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Astra ult irl can help NA make a wall with mexico

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hellaeleganceyeah

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THIS SIMPLE TRICK THE DEMS DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW!!!

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pokedyo

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they can still walk through it, but maybe the soldiers could use the avova trick and instead of placing people to blockade the wall just place human sized objects across the entire wall
but another problem is that since the wall is global, it will also block stuff in other countries in africa and asia

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Phoenix gives me INFITNITE lives! And he can manipulate fire. If I had to choose one radiant abilities I would consider jet, Phoenix, omen or yoru.

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hellaeleganceyeah

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for this thought experiment he's not a firebender atleast. he can make a wall of fire, a molly and a flashbang. the only this impressive outside of his ult is his fire wall tbh.

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wtfrawruwusussybakauwuwuw

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breach ult to troll humans

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bloodysky

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Breach could be a great bouncy house owner

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mendroggy

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yoru would be broken irl mans can go invisible flash and teleport lmao he also has his fake footsteps which can create a lot of confusion in a fire fight

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Asphyxia

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Only really 4 decent picks. Sage, Killjoy, Sova, and Astra.
Sage has healing. That's all lmfao
Killjoy has the turret which is a piece of radianite technology. free money ez
Sova has a bionic eye. that shit would be cool to live with
Astra has astral form. this would be able to let you see way more than you should've been able to. this is the perfect way to stalk people

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hellaeleganceyeah

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interesting take on astra, also check the door the cops are there with the restraining order

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ItsOnlyAGame

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Omen
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