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Footballers and their Valorant counterparts

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Rey55
  • Haaland- demon1- Rookie year in the top league and he's already a POTY candidate, Killer on the pitch/server, isn't fazed by anything.
  • Mbappe- Aspas - Best itw contender. Mentality monster.
  • Harry Kane- MaKo - Scores a lot but never wins. Always good but never great.
  • Benzema- ScreaM - Was considerd one of the best just a yr ago but now moved to a retirement league
  • Neymar- TenZ - Has/had insane potential and skill to be the GOAT but wasted away by his mentality, fun to watch but fucks around too much.
  • Cristiano- Zmjjkk - Has that 'main man' aura in him. Game Changer.
  • Messi- yay - Closest thing to Messi imo. Decisive player. Has GOAT shouts but now a bit washed and moved to a lesser league to make more money.
  • KDB- Derke - Insane player. Does his job well but gets underrated cz he plays in a superteam
  • Vini Jr.- something - Speedy, skillful, flashy but needs some refinement
  • Jude Bellingham- zekken - The baby GOAT but gets a bit overrated cz of his credentials (SEN, U.S.)
  • Rashford- SKrossi - Bad player, bad team but gets overhyped anyway cz of the fanbase

[N.B. - Had to choose from current players cz otherwise would have to got in a whole different tangent. I think I got it pretty accurate but obviously it's up to perspective. zmjjkk-cristiano was the hardest to choose because they are so similar in personality and skill but so different in achievements, however kangkang is still very young and I believe he will get there.]

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#21
Potatobrawler8
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BWHAHAAHAH YOU ARE SOOO FUNNY Y0Y BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I FORGOT HOW TO TALK PROPERLY BWHAHAHAHAH YOU ARE JUST THE MOST FUNNY GUY ON EARTH Y0Y Y0Y Y0Y Y0Y Y0Y!!!!!!

#23
pkSqueegee
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y0y

#3
number1_cned_hater
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Messi didn't move to a lesser league to make more money??? he had an over a billion dollar deal with a saudi league but he chose to go to miami for better living place and to be closer to his family and it was less than the saudi league

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Rey55
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Both would have been money move. Yes, saudi probably offered more hard cash but he has potential to make even more than that in the U.S.( Club ownership share, appleTV deal, jersey sale share etc. )

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Messi chose to be a potential co owner of a football/soccer team in the U.S over hard cash in the Saudi league, on top of this fact he also got a lot more deals such as apple deals, shares of ticket and jersey sales (i believe) and on top of that a much better living condition in a much better area of the world and got to be with his family and not change his values, all in all, i see this as a win for everyone involved.

but to say all of the things Beckham offered compared to Saudi being LESS than the Saudi's is just a straight up lie, over time Messi will likely make 10x the money from inter Miami than the straight fee from the Saudi's

#5
FearX_Hunt
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AVG penaldo fan!

#8
Rey55
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Messi wouldn't have a WC and Copa without penalties. Respect penalty goals

#6
Gutssz
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baby goat is not zekken, it's Keiko

#7
Rey55
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whomegalul? we don't count EMEA T2 out here, it's worse than NA GC.

#10
Valgod
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How is asspiss best itw after this year

#13
Smartest_BR_fan
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Flair

#17
Rey55
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'Best itw contender'. Haaland will probably end up getting the B'dor

#11
Kiko
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dont compare demon1 to casper the ghost

#14
avepalto
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L

#12
DeluluGavin
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rashford was actually good for a few seasons. unlike rossi. the disrespect...

#15
catmeister
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Bellingham is definitely Alfajer

#16
SilentCypher
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Looks wise tho, Mbappe === Dgzin
It'll be sad to see no Dgzin on the server if the teams stay the way they look like currently on the spreadsheet

#18
pugboy
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mako is never good always great

#22
Rey55
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His team chokes so it's fitting with Harry Kane

#19
Yogi020
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maddison = woot
played well in lower level team, now finally got a big move

#20
hfgsdhgfd
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messi - bonkar

#24
donkkomong
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W take, W take.
Just replace Demon1 with KK.
Ethan > Yay

#25
Dustlized
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he acts like a antagonist rather than kk, which is the "main character"

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