What is a man?

A miserable little pile of secrets.
But enough talk...
Have at you!

cock

70% water mixed with testosterone overdose

a man is a human being born from their mother, some get to live with their mother, some get left to be adopted

a man is someone born with a natural clock that tells him he needs to die in an european war by 30.
if he doesnt, then he will put a shotgun in his mouth with a resulting painting on the wall that could rival picasso's

NO CRYING
NO BITCHING
MUST DO PHYSICAL LABOR AT LEAST 3 HOURS A DAY

this is a man, if you don't fit this criteria, don't call yourself a man.

PP

In the US we use JoeRogans as the unit of measurement

What has he got? If not himself, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way!