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welcome back babysasuke

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#1
babysasuke

After my week vacation (no I did not go outside), I feel like I have been reinvigorated and vow to correct my course and be a better user for the sake of everyone here. I will return to my roots and stick to the based takes and general excitement for the esport that I am loved and renowned for.

No longer will I be generalizing regions on a broad scale, and will simply focus on teams' and players' performance in their current form and recent history (objectively).

I will also be avoiding using derogatory nicknames to refer to regions whenever possible (ie FRAUDMEA, SHITMEA, ZZZMEA, BUMEA) as not only is it not respectful, but generally understood as fact and there is no incentive to keep saying it.

Lastly, I will not be interacting with delusional EMEA fans. As much as they kick and scream and beg their NA daddies to notice them, once I say anything they cry and mass report once their fragile egos are hurt. This is not to say I am without fault, but only to add context to the current state of VLR and why has become not just the cesspool that it's always been, but also now a breeding ground for unfunny, unoriginal shitposting (an overwhelming influx of EMEA fans/baiters spamming braindead coping takes and overrating mid players following Fnatic back to back flukes). Do better.

I would like to apologize to my adoring fans for not living up to my name in recent months, and vow to earn your respect back by being the best version of myself that I can be and returning to being the beacon of truth that this community needs.

Also:
Today is my birthday, so I just wanna give a quick reminder if you haven't hit that upfrag button, SMASH that shit right now. I appreciate all the support, you guys are the best.

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BackoxyXD
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Ok
Hbd

#3
zen-o
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You got banned didn’t you

#17
Halleluhwah
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indeed, can't remember what exactly he said but was going insanely unhinged about mentally ill people or something like that

#23
valorant_player
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so he got banned for friendly fire?

#25
Halleluhwah
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i'm mentally ill i take this with great offense

but yes i suppose

#34
P1ngP0ng
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I laughed way too hard reading this🤣

#4
valorant_player
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welcome back king. hope you have something special prepared for Chronicle when he bombs out of the LB

#5
alecksdesk
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happy to have u back
happy birthday<3

#10
jonny05
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ur girlfriend is back aww<3

#15
alecksdesk
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ur flair is in lowers aww<3

#21
jonny05
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i love them<3

#6
starxito_sike
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hello and happy birthday, hope you have a great day

#7
Abydaby
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happy birthday babysucka

#8
WinterZ20
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hbd babysasuke, welcome back to the site

#9
Yistyy
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return of the king, happy bday

#11
rtg9000
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No.

#12
YeetusSchmeetus
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Ardis clears

#13
queueK
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happy birthday babysasuke I hope you get a match on grindr tonight!

#14
canyon
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Happy birthday Jake. I missed you
Let's hang out at our spot later today

#16
LyCan52
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hbd babysasuke

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Kirya
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After my week vacation (no I did not go outside), I feel like I have been reinvigorated and vow to correct my course and be a better user for the sake of everyone here. I will return to my roots and stick to the based takes and general excitement for the esport that I am loved and renowned for.

No longer will I be generalizing regions on a broad scale, and will simply focus on teams' and players' performance in their current form and recent history (objectively).

I will also be avoiding using derogatory nicknames to refer to regions whenever possible (ie FRAUDMEA, SHITMEA, ZZZMEA, BUMEA) as not only is it not respectful, but generally understood as fact and there is no incentive to keep saying it.

Lastly, I will not be interacting with delusional EMEA fans. As much as they kick and scream and beg their NA daddies to notice them, once I say anything they cry and mass report once their fragile egos are hurt. This is not to say I am without fault, but only to add context to the current state of VLR and why has become not just the cesspool that it's always been, but also now a breeding ground for unfunny, unoriginal shitposting (an overwhelming influx of EMEA fans/baiters spamming braindead coping takes and overrating mid players following Fnatic back to back flukes). Do better.

I would like to apologize to my adoring fans for not living up to my name in recent months, and vow to earn your respect back by being the best version of myself that I can be and returning to being the beacon of truth that this community needs.

Also:
Today is my birthday, so I just wanna give a quick reminder if you haven't hit that upfrag button, SMASH that shit right now. I appreciate all the support, you guys are the best.

#19
widepeepofrosty
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WELCOME BACK MY GOAT BABYSASUKE

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

#20
h786
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thoughts on the economy?

#22
Astar
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happy birthday also i aint reading allat

#24
Soddalele
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cheeky lil tarik reference in the end

#26
JiangLi
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welcome back 🤠
nd Happy Birthday !

#27
nutab1e
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Wow happy birthday king!

#28
SENTINELA_SACY_FAN
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🫵🤡

#29
Zsaber
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Welcome back hbd 🗿

#30
tomato211222
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Happy birthday king

#31
meadows
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welcome back, happy birthday :)

#32
jaynewton
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Way too much there, cant read allat

#33
ionlyHave1Zuni
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happy birthday goatsasuke

#35
Rodu
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hbd goat

#36
Domination
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Sad birthday 🗿

#37
Qwerttyy
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hbd king 👑

#39
HelloGoodSirHowAreYou
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he is turning 0-16 years old now 🥳🎉

#38
deluxton
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bro welcomed himself back

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