Eeeyoo I had the most amazing sex with this girl last night. It was so good I came in 15 seconds and as I turned to look at her out of embarrassment, she put her lips to my ear and whispered "at least you lasted longer than NRG at champions”
Last Night I was eating food with this guy called Fartdiis and he said that I can eat slower than how many minutes they lasted in sites while they were defending against Bili Bili
I just got out of prison and the first thing I did was open Twitter. I wanted to check out if my favorite team, NRG, had win any game since the time I got arrested. Sadly they have not yet won any so I immediately committed tax fraud and online discord scam to go back to prison.!