Roommate took my sandwich

I trusted my roommate bro. I was nice to him and I thought we were becoming friends. When one is in need we are there for each other. He pays on time and is really clean and been my best roommate. This one incident man I hate this corny shit I wish I could unfollow, I hate this corny shit I wish i could unswallow. You know I just hate looking for roommate so this time I tried to play nice, but mf took advantage. I left my fridge open and this mf took a sandwich. I'm never getting roommate again,I just get surrounded by the fvcking wolves! 😡😡

can i be your next roommate ^_^ ?

if they gobble up your sandwich gobble up their dick

I can fix this

I won’t take ur sandwich 🤭

I wanna be in between ur buns 🤤

rip their stomach out and get your sandwich back 🗿

bro so mad he quoted kanye

Hey, your roommate here

First of all, fuck you, u left that shit open I thought it was free game

2nd of all, I took a shit in your fridge.

ill be your roommate ^-^

Take your sandwich back you pussy