Roommate took my sandwich

I trusted my roommate bro. I was nice to him and I thought we were becoming friends. When one is in need we are there for each other. He pays on time and is really clean and been my best roommate. This one incident man I hate this corny shit I wish I could unfollow, I hate this corny shit I wish i could unswallow. You know I just hate looking for roommate so this time I tried to play nice, but mf took advantage. I left my fridge open and this mf took a sandwich. I'm never getting roommate again,I just get surrounded by the fvcking wolves! 😡😡

can i be your next roommate ^_^ ?

if they gobble up your sandwich gobble up their dick

aylez [#2]

can i be your next roommate ^_^ ?

You’re just abandoning me like that ?

randomperson [#3]

if they gobble up your sandwich gobble up their dick

good idea

I can fix this

Ailed [#4]

You’re just abandoning me like that ?

oh fuck my fault…

i would never abandon u :>

aylez [#2]

can i be your next roommate ^_^ ?

I don't trust you. You're just gonna take photo of my match history and expose me

randomperson [#3]

if they gobble up your sandwich gobble up their dick

Wtf I don't do that kind of thing

Simp4S0m [#8]

I don't trust you. You're just gonna take photo of my match history and expose me

man :(

just tryna be friends out here

moatz [#6]

I can fix this

How? That was my favorite sandwich

aylez [#10]

man :(

just tryna be friends out here

No one is seeing my red carpet Jett match history 🗿

Simp4S0m [#9]

Wtf I don't do that kind of thing

why you lying
you were doing it last night

Simp4S0m [#11]

How? That was my favorite sandwich

Go to Subway

I won’t take ur sandwich 🤭

randomperson [#13]

why you lying
you were doing it last night

can confirm

LimiNaL [#15]

I won’t take ur sandwich 🤭

That emoji tells me otherwise

Simp4S0m [#17]

That emoji tells me otherwise

Mouth is shut 😶

I wanna be in between ur buns 🤤

rip their stomach out and get your sandwich back 🗿

yaiima0 [#19]

I wanna be in between ur buns 🤤

WTF

Simp4S0m [#21]

WTF

what's so weird?

bro so mad he quoted kanye

Hey, your roommate here

First of all, fuck you, u left that shit open I thought it was free game

2nd of all, I took a shit in your fridge.

Ultimate6989 [#24]

Hey, your roommate here

First of all, fuck you, u left that shit open I thought it was free game

2nd of all, I took a shit in your fridge.

damn 🗿

ill be your roommate ^-^

Take your sandwich back you pussy

widepeepofrosty [#26]

ill be your roommate ^-^

Sounds like you are just after my sandwiches

Ultimate6989 [#24]

Hey, your roommate here

First of all, fuck you, u left that shit open I thought it was free game

2nd of all, I took a shit in your fridge.

Ok Amber bleeeeep

Ailed [#4]

You’re just abandoning me like that ?

wtf u guys live together. SUS.

Simp4S0m [#28]

Sounds like you are just after my sandwiches

nooo! i would never take things from you! :3

widepeepofrosty [#31]

nooo! i would never take things from you! :3

https://youtube.com/shorts/r3hTwsvJV_A?feature=share

Simp4S0m [#32]

https://youtube.com/shorts/r3hTwsvJV_A?feature=share

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