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RnJn

A friend calls me baby and calls me cute everytime, idk if thats good. One time we cuddle together to sleep, I was on her back and have my leg over her and shed be squeezing it between her thighs and she would say stuff like “I like monkeys on my back” and I would have no response. it was hard for us to sleep so we kept switching positions to get comfortable, so she would be on my chest with no shirt on, basically we were sleeping like we were couples already but were not. That was the only time tho and we haven't done it ever since. So idk if Im being extremely friend zoned or what. Im asking vlr cause I know most users here are good with these questions.

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reversexd

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worst place to ask

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zombzino

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why not reverse sex ^_^

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shrubonfire

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maybe she likes monkeys in her back

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RnJn

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i wasn't in her bruh

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shrubonfire

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real question is why do you respond to monkey 🤔

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RnJn

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we call each other monkeys cause apparently I play valorant like a monkey and I act like a monkey but I think she me calls me it cause Im filipino.

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BayArea

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she’s racist, you can’t be calling other people monkeys

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reversexd

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LMFAO

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BayArea

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whats so funny buddy, nothing funny about racism!

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PandaZ

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rest in piss

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Kuuga

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maybe she likes monkeys in her back

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maybe she likes monkeys in her back

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BWF

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Bro she wanted you in her, but you messed it up. GEE GEE

If you do want her, tell her you think she is gorgeous and you will be in her pants on the 1st date.

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teilwal

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GEE GEE

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number1_MIBR_hater

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mucho texto just ask her out lil bro theres no secret in that

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Wronghand

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She sees you as a brother, but she's from Alabama.

Good Luck.

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spookmeister

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Ask her out bro

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Mannnatos

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A friend 👎🚫🚫calls 📞☎️me 🤓baby👶 and calls☎️📲 me cute 😘😍😊everytime,⏰⏳ idk🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️ if thats good✅✅. One☝️ time⏲️ we cuddle 🤗together🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️ to sleep, 🛌🥱I was on her back😳 and have💼 my leg 🦵🦵over her 🤦‍♀️and shed 🐕be squeezing🪗 it between her thighs 🦵🍗and she 🤦‍♀️🙋‍♀️would say 🗣️🗣️🗣️stuff📦📥 like “I like monkeys🐒🦧 on my back🔙” and I would have no 👎⛔️response🗣️🎙️🙊. it was hard 😓🪖for us to sleep 💤😴so we kept switching📥🥤 positions 🎪to get comfortable😁😁, so she🤦‍♀️ would be on my chest with no shirt on, 👚🚫basically 🤓we were sleeping 🤓😴🥱like we were couples 👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩already but were not👎✋🔞. That was the only time ⏰⌚️🕰️tho and we haven't done it ever since. So idk 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️if Im being extremely📈 friend👯 zoned 🌎or what. Im asking 🤷‍♀️vlr 😷💩cause I know 🧐most users👩‍💻🧑‍💻 here are 📵good 🚫👎with these questions.

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busterD

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Kiss her below the hips

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spookmeister

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On the feet??? Ew!! You’re weird bro 😡

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RnJn

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I bit her neck the next morning and she was fine with it

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💀

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RnJn

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W am I right?

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nutab1e

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ask her to kiss like a normal human

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RnJn

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alr Ill give an update when I do

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spookmeister

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bro PLEASE just ask her out or something man holy

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Take off your pants, aim and thrust bro🗿

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Vasudev

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WHATS ur first bullet (CUMSHOT DROP ) accuracy? Hope u did not miss

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hekzy

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yeah unless you're giving really homosexual vibes she wanted to CONSUMATE the friendship then and there. now this doesnt necessarily means she likes, but she definitely did in that moment and you kinda missed it, idk if you're get another chance like that.

In the case you do, pls dont fuck up

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RnJn

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how do I not fuck up without doing it at that moment.

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SAMPV6

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Literally just ask, the problem is you don't wanna end up on Twitter, so you can just say something along the lines of "Please sign this consent form".

No but fr; It happened with a friend of mine, and if you have the confidence, just tell her you feel like touching her and don't know if she wants it or not. Not gonna share the exact words bc Val forum, but ask.

My friend said "I'm thinking about it", and then it just all snowballed, you get the picture.

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hekzy

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just go in for the kiss? worst case scenario she doesn't want to and you stop having those thoughts (and you lose the friendship, but as I see it, you want something more than that)

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SAMPV6

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Alright bozo, have there been any similar situations ever since? Does she have a BF or love interest?

If there are other situations like this one, I need you to man the fuck up and just talk to her about it, let her know you are a homosexual and that it's NOT okay.

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aylez

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wow

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as a dude in a relationship, its better to just sleep with her dad