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Hello guys, Leo Faria (Head of VALORANT Esports) here. Just letting you guys know that we are a small indie company! We could only afford a set of outdoor generators to power the event. And they all got messed up in this rain (oopsies!). Our casters will be analyzing the history of these two teams with the same repetitive nonsense for the next 6 hours. Enjoy the show.

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He just really wants us to miss valorant!

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Hello guys, Leo Faria (Head of VALORANT Esports) here. To make it easier to launder money meant for VALORANT events into my gambling addiction, I've authorized a 5 month offseason so that I can put winnings from gambling into replenishing the prize pools. Thanks for your patience!

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Hello guys, Leo Faria (Head of VALORANT Esports) here. Just popping in to say that the UI issues are due to the fact that our broadcasting computers only have 8 GB of RAM. Our chief observer decided the game was too boring and hopped into a competitive DOTA match, causing our UI to crash multiple times. We're sorry about this inconvenience!

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Mr. Faria, when can we expect to see players such as victor and crashies making out after clutches? i think the display of love could be massive in pulling in more viewers to watch valorant. appreciate the work on this 6 month offseason!

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Hello smb_0, Leo Faria (Head of VALORANT Esports) here. I've already given the go-ahead for Boaster to do a PPV nude twerking session for FNATIC superfans as an adults-only event present at VALORANT Champions this year. This sounds like a great idea! I'm having my secretary contact their agents now so we can work out the details. We'll try to sync up the stage lights with this. Thanks, smb_0!

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Thank you so much Mr. Faria! Excited for the upcoming Champions event!