Why NA is unironically a laughing-stock, EU gather

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sliceddice

Sentinels won against plumbers and cab drivers when the scene was new. That's how NA usually secure the only wins they can in any game known to mankind and conceivable by human imagination. Most EU talents were concentrated in CSGO at the time, except derke who was forced to watch Sentinels become the glorified can crushers. The current state of TenZ and Sentinels and their downfall only attests to the fact that they are unable to handle when the game becomes even slightly more serious. This is obvious to anyone with a brain.

OpTic's win is an obvious asterisk. FPX didn't participate and went onto destroy the tournament after, had they participated they would have destroyed even if OpTic had an unbalanced Chamber abuser who is now struggling to make his living in tier 2. I can't even bother to remember his name, was it nay? Some kind of dicey, little bit better because he earned his name in yet another unbalanced agent known as Jett when the game was new and undeveloped and uncompetitive, I will give him that.

Chronicle's left toe owns all of NA and all the "talents" therein.

You can cry, NA fans. It's OKAY.

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widepeepofrosty

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Bro wrote an essay without chatgpt to circlejerk with shitmeans 😹😹😹

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sliceddice

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The pool of cum from our circlejerking is more valuable than all of NA combined. More contribution and praiseworthiness.

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yum

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sliceddice

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That's what most NA fans can't help but exclaim when they taste the cum, some rage and cope as you can see in this thread.

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cum 🤤

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Okoretro

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I’m sorry that our region is filled with copers and brainrotters i for my part will stop shit talking because i’ve realized that EU is the best region and all EU players deserve to have their dick rode

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Ailed

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Holy nerd

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Forty5

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dogmericans are free to cope. They are absolute trash. Even the plumbers nowadays can play valorant better than trashmericans. Hell put my 5 stack of immortals and ascendants all playing duelist only and we will shit on NRG, EG and Sentiluls.

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sliceddice

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If they didn't cope there would be mass depression, I guess we can let them cope out of pity. Reality isn't for smooth-brained soft-hearted dogmericans.

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hekzy

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Actually 100% NA has 0 legitimate trophies

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sliceddice

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But don't say that out loud because they will cry.

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Let me translate for civilized people:

People from EU please come and make fun of NA, we only have a month and a half before we get exposed for fluking through the beginning stages of a new tournament format (like C9)

Disclaimer: I did not read allat

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sliceddice

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You can't even read, just like 99.99% of Dogmericans. Did you pay some European to write all that?

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Kirya

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As an NA fan I apologize for this braindead coper
As american I actually realize that EMEA is a way better region and they clear us.
The only team I have hope for is sentinels unfortunately, I wish they qualified over NRG and EG since they embarrassed our region publicly

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aylez

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wah wah wahh where was fpx at champs? losing to drx? u will never know if fpx would be able to beat optic at iceland, especially when yay and marved were in their prime forms. keep crying though, fuck it :,)

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sliceddice

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Yay and Marved being in their prime form were cleared comfortably by FPX the very next tournament. And once the game was more balanced, they slipped under the radar. Marved was exposed towards the end of the recent NA regional tournament. Though he's still better than nay.

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aylez

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optic’s copenhagen form was atrocious, please dont compare that to what they had at reykjavik ^_^

& this doesnt change the fact that fpx bombed out at champions to drx although they were the reigning winners, shows that anything can happen. zero guarantee that fpx would have beaten optic at reykjavik.

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sliceddice

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What they had at Reykjavik was an easier win because FPX didn't participate, once FPX participated the next tournament, suddenly "their form" was atrocious? Lol. Maybe they are related? Use your brain which you likely don't have.

Their fluke win at Copenhagen doesn't change the fact that they were destroyed by FPX you mean. Also, DRX and FPX > OpTic.

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aylez

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drx and fpx > optic

optic (and now nrg) are 4-0 against drx, cry more

their form was atrocious because they sucked ass themselves, its unrelated to their game against fpx/fpx’s run at all dumbass. did you watch optic vs guild or prx? that shit was unbearable from optic.

& what makes you think fpx would beat optic at reykjavik? where is your concrete proof of this? because they beat optic once at copenhagen?

keep coping bro, i dont give a flying fuck. im down for prx to win champs btw, because then by your logic, fnatic fluked their tokyo win ;)

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yaiima0

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cry is free mr waffler

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sliceddice

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NA is free dogmerican.

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yaiima0

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land of the free*

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babysasuke

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🦅🦅🦅

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sliceddice

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The land is free.

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babysasuke

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is this politics?

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LouBag

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POV: one team region has every one of its teams stomped on by NA but 1. Writes a post about NA being bad even though NA just made the grand finals of the biggest tournament so far this year. Every degenerate EU troglodyte agrees with the original pea brained poster.

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Okoretro

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it’s true though SEN is the only noteworthy NA team nowadays

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LouBag

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0/8

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Okoretro

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buddy EG is gonna get exposed as a fluke and will bomb out meanwhile SEN will get into playoffs

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NA made grand finals? Is that something to be proud of? Win a trophy and then come back lmao 😹😹😹

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LouBag

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NA had 2 teams and 1 of them did better than every other team in Pacific and Every team in EMEA but 1.

NA > Every team in BR
NA > Every team in pacific
NA > EVERY team in the WORLD but 1

Seems like small brained peons don’t know what a bad region is.

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Chikenwarrior23

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by that logic EU > NA

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sliceddice

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The zero team region only has fluke wins in its archives. Stop bringing up FNATIC, Chronicle's right toe alone is more valuable than NA. More trophies than NA, and they are actual legit trophies too.

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Kirya

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How do you guys like EG and NRG
They literally embarrassed our region and these teams are the reason why EMEA fans can shit on us and laugh at us and we cant do anything about that except for coping and malding
If sentinels qualified it wouldnt happen for sure. Maybe they would lose to fnatic in grand finals but it wouldnt be a 3-0 stomp

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sliceddice

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That's true. EG and NRG contributed to this whole fiasco NA fans have to deal with.

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Kirya

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I know right
Our region is so washed and has been humiliated so badly to the point I cant even defend it anymore